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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8145 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.