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SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire >is_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft SMPantics

attitude, Based, Character, controversial, cringe, debate, defacto face, Entertainment, fan favorite, gtis_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft, heel turn, internet culture, lame ass nigga, opinion, Persona, Pro Wrestling, Replacement, SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire, SMPantics, social media, trending, wrestling, wrestling community

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	2713	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become a part of our crazy community where anything goes.

Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!

BlockyBiden’sBias Minecraft Server

biden, blind bias, BlockyBidensBias, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political tensions, Server, talks, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2186	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Emeralds Found:	6496

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity, just like hamas thinks biden is biased towards israel (lol). we got creeper parties every night, where u can dance with ur explosive friends and blow stuff up for funsies. also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left, true story bro. join now and experience the chaos and madness, just like biden’s cease-fire talks.

SeymBridgeDisasterCraft

Border dispute, bridge destruction, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, military tactics, russia, Russian soldiers, Seym River, SeymBridgeDisasterCraft, Siege, strategic warfare, Troop movement, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges like ukraine destroying that bridge over the seym river trapping russian soldiers! we promise no real soldiers will be trapped on our server, just epic adventures and crazy battles! build your own bridges and watch them get blown up by creepers! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction!

AgeCraft: Where Every Day is Your Anniversary

AgeCraft, aging, anniversary, BIRTHDAYS, Cake, celebration, Day, family, Friends, getting older, growing up, Happiness, joy, knowing you, Laughter, love, Memories, Milestones, milestones reached, Party, Presents, special day

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	5175
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, we celebrate birthdays like no other! we throw the wildest parties in the virtual world, with cake, confetti, and a whole lotta creepers! it’s not just about getting older, it’s about surviving another year in this crazy blocky universe. join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until u respawn, whichever comes first)! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

HaxCraft: BikeGearWireless

bicycle technology, bike accessories, bike gear shifting vulnerabilities, bike hacking, bike hacking study, bike innovation, bike maintenance, bike research, bike safety, bike security, bike security risks, bike technology advancements, bike upgrades, BikeGearWireless, cycling gear, cycling study, gear shifting systems, HaxCraft, wireless bike systems, wireless bike upgrades, Wireless gear shifting, wireless technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7515	Towns Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, u know how u ride ur bike and u gotta like shift gears and stuff? well, on this server, we got wireless gear shifting systems on bikes that can be HACKED! like, imagine riding through the virtual world of minecraft and suddenly ur gears start shifting on their own, taking u on a wild ride through the pixelated landscape. it’s like a rollercoaster but on a bike, dude. join us and experience the thrill of having ur bike hacked by mysterious digital forces. it’s a ride u won’t forget, that’s for sure.

PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Towns Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

charming, charming gestures, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starters, Creative, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, lines that work, memorable, pickup lines, romance, Smooth, smooth operators, smooth talkers, SmoothLinezMC, smp, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!