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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3090 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?
4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!
