🍆💦MineColonies Walkthrough Minecraft Servers

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

HabitSwap Minecraft SMP

bizarre practices, copying habits, copying others, eccentric habits, HabitSwap, idiosyncrasies, mimicry, Minecraft, odd habits, odd tendencies, peculiar mannerisms, picked up habits, quirky behaviors, quirky habits, smp, strange behaviors, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, unusual traits, weird tendencies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering from our resident llama tamer, who claims to have a secret underground llama army ready to take over the server at any moment. Or perhaps you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Dance-Off” competition, where players must impress the judges with their best chicken impersonations to win exclusive in-game prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato King,” a mysterious player who only communicates in riddles and challenges others to potato-themed quests. Rumor has it that whoever can decipher the Potato King’s cryptic messages will be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and thoroughly entertained. Just be warned, things tend to get a little… potato-y around here.

CraftyAppVille

app, CraftyAppVille, ESSENTIAL, Helpful, Hidden Gem, Innovative, lesser known, must download, must have, Must try, Overlooked, recommended, secret, Technology, top app, Underrated, undiscovered, Unique, unknown, useful, valuable

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that sends unsuspecting players flying into a pool of lava. And don’t forget to try our exclusive “TNT fishing” minigame, where you can reel in explosive catches that will blow your mind (and your enemies)!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in our world – rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!

CraftyPainRelief

altered consciousness, altered state, Brain, brain activity, cognitive function, CraftyPainRelief, Drugs, finds, hallucinogens, lsd, neural pathways, neuroimaging, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Perception, psychedelic, reshapes, response, sensory processing, study

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OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, coordinated smear campaign, credibility of reviewers, false accusations, false narratives, Game Optimization, gamer backlash, Gaming Community, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, lying reviewers, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, online harassment, performance issues, PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP, silky smooth gameplay, smooth gaming experience, toxic gaming culture, video game reviews

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, amusement park, amusement ride, Cheating, fair, fair activities, fair day, Fair Experience, fair games, fairgrounds, family, family outing, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, personal items, Ride, RideBand, Server, sharing, sibling, unlimited rides, wrist band

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	8905	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	630947	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Void Gems Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ores Mined:	8992
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

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