| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5984 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8776 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2187 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 116 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 858 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 410 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 887461 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6637 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 498 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8790 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1217 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4775 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1957 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5645 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Votes: | 8305 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6422 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 262 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
