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GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crops Grown:	5368	Love Letters Sent:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	4953
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	30029
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, banger, commentary, comparison, critique, first, Garbage, GarbageOP, GENERIC, Minecraft, Music, opinion, original poster, review, second, series, series anthem, Server, Soundtrack, trending, uninspired, Video, viral

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	113	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	145	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5096
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

CraftyBlockzUSA

American atmosphere, American attitudes, american culture, American emotions, American mindset, American mood, American opinions, American outlook, American perspective, American politics, American sentiments, American society, American vibe, American viewpoints, CraftyBlockzUSA, current events, general feel, people, united states, Usa

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!