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TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, binge drinking, consequences, Drinking, Drunk, Experimenting, first time, hangover, legal drinking age, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, Rebellion, regret, smp, socializing, teenage years, TipsyTeen, underage drinking, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1174	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Star Shards Collected:	94	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	5131
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

SoberCrafters

acceptance, alcohol, Attitudes, Behavior, Choices, Curiosity, Diversity, Drinking, habits, Individuality, influence, judgment, Lifestyle, norms, peer pressure, Perception, Preferences, SoberCrafters, Sobriety, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mines Excavated:	4792	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!