| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2913 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 50 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9369 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4826 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?
If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4942 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8537 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Votes: | 4131 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7135 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.
And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.
So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 878 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 357 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5971 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5109 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9424 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!
So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 471 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7909 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6849 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!
And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!
