| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 893 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 194 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Votes: | 7816 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4052 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 189 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!
🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!
🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9073 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 91919 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?
Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5091 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 192 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3496 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 567 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7224 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1789 |
Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or see a player build a working roller coaster made entirely out of cake.
We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with creepers busting out their best moves.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that is our SMP!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9113 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9241 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6076 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6252 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 201 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2004 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Server Name | Townscraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
| Focus | Town-building and community events |
| Features | Vanilla experience, tight-knit community, secure server |
Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.
A: Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
A: All types of players are welcome, whether you are a Builder, Redstoner, PvP/Explorer, or even a new player looking for their footing. Everyone is welcome to play.
A: Yes, Townscraft is a safe and secure server where your creations are protected. With robust backups and vigilant protection measures, you won’t have to worry about theft or griefing.
A: Yes, we occasionally have community-hosted events run by staff or by anyone willing where anyone can participate and have fun such as hide-and-seek, boat racing and gift exchanges.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4908 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2843 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 137 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition.
We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server, so you better join quick before it’s too late!
And rumor has it that Noko herself frequents our server, lurking in the shadows and causing mischief wherever she goes. So if you want to see what kind of chaos she would bring to a Minecraft world, come join us now!
