MineArise SMP
The world is new, the players are nice – all that’s missing is YOU. Join us at MineArise SMP! Whether you’re a builder, redstone pro, or just looking for a place to hang out.
What is MineArise SMP?
A small but growing community Minecraft SMP. Welcome to MineArise SMP!
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?
So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!
Join our server and experience the wildest trip of your life as you explore the depths of your unconscious mind. Who needs therapy when you can just log onto our server and let our anesthetic drugs do all the work for you? Say goodbye to depression and schizophrenia, ’cause we got you covered!
So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server and let the anesthetic adventure begin!
Imagine building a castle with Petra Gurin or going on a mining adventure with Rosemi Lovelock. Ethyria is the place to be for all your magical Minecraft needs, while Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – those VTubers are like the Avengers of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a teamup schedule so you can game with your favorite VTubers, and a website to watch streams together like a virtual sleepover. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky fun begin! Just remember to ignore the trolls – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blockbuster Awards, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous parody film of them all. Will you take home the coveted Golden Creeper trophy?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous parody film fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
Our server is the perfect place to forget about insensitive boyfriends and their questionable jokes. We promise a safe and welcoming environment where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you build a giant tampon castle to symbolize your period woes? Or embark on a quest to defeat the evil PMS monster and restore peace to the land? Only on our server, of course!
Don’t be an asshole, join us today and let’s laugh, build, and play together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21 |
| Plugins | Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator for custom world generation |
| Rules | Minimal rules, trust system in place |
| Events | Regular events and minigames |
| Map | Permanent world with no resets planned |
A: To join the server, you need to apply through the Discord link provided in the overview above.
A: All players are welcome, whether you are a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles. The community is inclusive and welcoming.
A: Yes, the server events will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).
A: The only significant non-vanilla plugin used on the server is TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.
A: There are no rules on base locations, but some players have settled their bases close to each other near spawn.
A: The server focuses on playing together as a community with minimal plugins to keep the gameplay as vanilla as possible.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most eligible dragon in all of Minecraft. Will you be able to win over the heart of this fiery beauty and live happily ever after in the End dimension?
Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy romance with a pixelated villager? Let the love (and the laughs) begin!