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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1879 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 920 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!