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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3493 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
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