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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5559 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 273 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 4872 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 770662 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
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