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The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Towns Built:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	6003	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	136
Potions Brewed:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	4460	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Animals Bred:	181	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	278

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2513	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Farms Harvested:	274	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!