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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5381 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Emeralds Found: | 7732 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.