Minds.. Minecraft Servers

Minds..

  • ShroomCraft: Diverse Minds United

    ShroomCraft: Diverse Minds United

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and experience the magical powers of psilocybin mushrooms! 🍄🌈

    white players will feel like they’re floating on clouds, with their mental health soaring to new heights! 🌟 but wait, there’s more! people of color will also benefit from the mystical mushrooms, although their spiritual wellbeing might not be as sparkly and long-lasting. 🤯

    imagine building a castle made entirely of rainbow mushrooms, where you can dance with unicorns and ride on flying pigs! 🏰🦄🐷

    join us now and let the psilocybin take you on a wild adventure through the pixelated universe of minecraft! 🎮🌌

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafting Minds: Minecraft SMP

    Crafting Minds: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your potato chips on! Forget therapy; this server is the totally non-professional slightly questionable place where your mental health will skyrocket like that one time Steve tried to launch a pig with a rocket strapped to its back!

    First off, why join? Because who needs a balanced life when you can fight a giant, glittery llama that’s ALSO a lawyer? That’s right! We’ve got llamas serving legal papers in our enchanted forest. Sue ‘em for all your crafting grievances! Just imagine rolling up to your local courthouse and your lawyer is like, “Yeah, I’m a llama, but I did get a PhD in Ethics from the University of Pigwarts.”

    And oh boy, did I mention the tacos? They’re made by a secret NPC who’s been cursed to only make tacos for eternity. But these tacos will grant you crazy powers! You could run faster than a creeper’s existential crisis or jump higher than your hopes after a solid 4-hour gaming binge. Who needs serotonin when you can have taco superpowers?!

    Have you ever wanted to live in a treehouse built by squirrels? Because we have that too! Those squirrels had a wild night with some magic acorns and now they’re crafting the skyscraper of all treehouses. They may throw acorns at you if you try to take their chairs, but hey, the view is to die for, literally.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret mafia of chickens? They run illegal trades of eggs for diamonds! Trying to build your castle and running low on resources? Just find a chicken, flash him a wink, and BOOM! You’ll have diamonds raining down like my life choices! And don’t forget about the epic quests to find the holy grail of Minecraft: a block of cheese that grants immortality. That’s right, cheese. The best cheese you’ve ever tasted. No, I’m not talking about that sad block you find in caves. This stuff might just make you cry tears of joy.

    Not to mention the epic server events! Like the time we had a “Dancing Zombie” competition, where the loser had to do the macarena while being chased by a horde of disco skeletons. Spoiler: It was me. Trust me, your mental health will either be healed through laughter or permanently damaged, and honestly, who doesn’t love a good dose of emotional rollercoaster?!

    So join this SMP if you want your brain to explode with ridiculous adventures, questionable life decisions, and a community of players who accept your weirdness! Remember, building friendships might be great, but crafting delusions of grandeur is what this server is REALLY about! Welcome to the chaos, you beautiful nugget! 🌈🕺

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ConspiracyCraft: Uncertain Minds

    ConspiracyCraft: Uncertain Minds

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever feel like u need to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, this server is the place to be cuz we got all the conspiracy theories u could ever want! join us and let ur brain melt as u uncover the truth behind herobrine, illuminati, and even the secret society of creepers.

    come on, u know u wanna be part of something bigger than urself. plus, all the cool kids are doing it so u don’t wanna be left out, do u? join now and become a master of conspiracy theories in the minecraft world. trust us, ur social image will thank u for it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Minds Minecraft SMP

    Crafting Minds Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! If you’re still wandering around like a lost noob in the pixelated wilderness, lemme tell you this crazy Minecraft SMP is where the TRUE chaos is at! Here are the most OUTRAGEOUS reasons to join us, and trust me, it’s weirder than your great aunt’s meatloaf recipe!

      • Creepers Have Feelings Too: Ever had a pet creeper? No? That’s ‘cause you haven’t joined us yet! In our server, we have “Creeper Therapy Thursdays” where we sit in a circle (it’s a square really, but shhh) and teach them how to express their feelings instead of exploding all the time! Why? Because they just wanna be loved, man!

      • Potato Worshipping Cult: There’s this underground cult that worships potatoes, like, actual spuds. You gotta dig ’em, but then you GLOW LIKE A GOD! I’m talking, you’ll be the next Potato Jesus with your own following of French fry disciples. Who needs diamonds when you can rule the world with CARBS?!

      • Enderman Fashion Week: Fashionistas beware! We’re hosting the annual Enderman Fashion Week where you can design the most fabulous outfits using blocks nobody ever thought would look good together. You wanna wear a diamond chestplate with a suspiciously bright pink wool skirt? GO FOR IT! Enderman strutting down the block runway? YES PLEASE!

      • Skyblock, but with Cheese: Forget boring old Skyblock. We got SkyCHEESE! You start floating on a big ol’ chunk of cheddar and have to navigate cheese enemies and fondue traps. It’s gooey, sticky, and absolutely delightful! Cheese-loving homies, this is your time to SHINE!

      • Villager Karaoke Nights: We got villagers who can sing and dance and will serenade you every Wednesday! They are actually surprisingly good. Gotta love that auto-tune! Last time, they dropped a sick cover of “Despacito,” but it came out sounding like “Despacito with a side of pancakes” and it’s a vibe!

      • The Great Llama Race: Every Sunday, we hold the Llama Derby, where you race decorated llamas across our server (or a lava pit if you wanna spice things up!). Whoever loses has to wear a sign that says "I’m a dill pickle” for a whole week! Classic humiliation and a test of speed!

      • End Update Party: If you think the End is boring, you haven’t experienced our End Update Parties where we literally fly through the sky, throw potions, and do raindance rituals to summon the Ender Dragon for pizza and Minecraft cake! (No, we don’t actually get pizza. But it’s the thought that counts!)

    If you’re ready to jump into a pixelated world of madness, join us and unleash your inner wall-climbing potato-singing llama jockey! It’s the adventure of a lifetime or at least a really good excuse to ignore your responsibilities! PUT ON YOUR BIG KID PANTS and let’s get weird! 🚀💥🍕

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Minds Server

    Crafty Minds Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.

    also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.

    so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Minds: Alzheimer’s Defense

    Crafty Minds: Alzheimer’s Defense

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, if you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know dat it’s like, scientifically proven to make yo brain big and strong! Like, if you play on dis server, you gonna be like a freakin’ genius and never forget where you put yo diamonds!

    I heard dis one dude joined da server and suddenly he could solve Rubik’s cubes blindfolded while riding a unicycle! And another dude started speaking in binary code and predicting the future! It’s like, crazy cool stuff, man.

    So, like, if you wanna avoid getting dat Alzheimer’s Disease dementia nonsense, you better join dis server ASAP! Your brain will thank you, and you’ll be the smartest Minecraft player in da whole freakin’ world! Let’s get those neurons firing, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mindful Minds Minecraft Server

    Mindful Minds Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you want to join dis minecraft server, you gotta know dat older adults with like, mild cognitive impairment have lower mindfulness than those with subjective cognitive decline, ya know? it’s all linked to reduced ventromedial prefrontal cortex connectivity, like, whoa dude.

    but like, don’t worry, our server is like, the cure for all dat mind stuff. we got crazy builds and wacky adventures that will make your brain explode with joy. join us and you’ll be like, so mindful and connected, you’ll be able to build a castle with your eyes closed.

    so come on, join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s show dat ventromedial prefrontal cortex who’s boss. let’s get mindful, let’s get connected, let’s get minecrafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Elastic Crafty Minds

    Elastic Crafty Minds

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this cray cray minecraft server where the blocks bounce like rubber bands and the pigs fly like superman. we got a whole new understanding of elasticity in molecular materials, whatever that means. but trust us, it’s gonna blow your mind.

    imagine building a house made entirely out of bouncy blocks that can stretch and squish like putty. or riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

    our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the worm dance. and don’t even get us started on the chickens that lay diamond eggs.

    so if you’re ready to experience minecraft like never before, come join us and be prepared to have your mind blown. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

    Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

    you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

    join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Fluoride Minds

    Crafty Fluoride Minds

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna have the most epic time of ur life in minecraft? well u gotta join this server, cuz let me tell u, it’s like no other. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground city where the villagers throw the wildest parties.

    oh ya, and did i mention we have a portal to a parallel universe where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders? it’s insane, i tell ya.

    plus, our community is the friendliest around. we all help each other out and never let anyone feel left out. u’ll make friends for life on this server, i guarantee it.

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for u to find it? yep, u heard me right. diamonds, baby. come on, what are u waiting for? join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP