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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9409
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a filmmaker trying to shock zoomers! Picture this: players eating cake made out of creeper flesh, drinking lava for hydration, and dancing naked in the Nether. It’s a place where the boundaries of normalcy are pushed to the limit, and where the only rule is to have a good time. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the insanity that awaits you.

NeighborMowDrama

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	636	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	7234	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage petty and rude behavior! Join us and unleash your inner neighborly grudge by refusing to mow half of your virtual lawn. Our community is full of drama and passive-aggressive antics, just like the real world!

Imagine a world where your neighbor cuts their side of the lawn perfectly, leaving your side untouched. It’s a virtual battle of wills, and only the strongest will survive. Will you stand your ground and let the grass grow wild on your side, or will you give in to the pressure and mow the whole lawn yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. From building giant statues of your neighbor’s face to organizing lawnmower races through obstacle courses, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Remember, on our server, the grass is always greener on the other side – especially when you refuse to mow it. See you there!

GrossCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	7020
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world.

Have you ever had to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’ve had to navigate a maze filled with exploding sheep? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging through mountains of dirt and lava just to find a single diamond. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams!

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off.

BlockBusters: No Time for Sex

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Towns Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YemenCraft Server: 3 Killed, 87 Injured

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	220	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

u know what’s more lit than a drone attack in Tel Aviv? joining our minecraft server, where the only explosions u’ll see are from creeper blasts! we’ve got more action than a war zone, with at least 3 players killed and 87 injured every day! join now for the thrill of dodging airstrikes and building your dream base in the midst of chaos. who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in minecraft? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyKremlinDefense

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3247	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	66360	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia’s defence ministry is like “woops, we lost a bunch of planes cuz our spare parts sucked”? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. literally, we blow stuff up all the time. come join us and be part of the chaos. who needs planes when u can have diamond armor and a creeper army, amirite? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

Universe Speck Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Universe Speck is a fascinating universe for your imagination, skills and creativity! Here plugins and mods are harmoniously combined. There is its own initial lore, which in the future will only improve and develop! We will develop in the same way with you!

To get to the server, join our Discord channel: https://discord.gg/5kJn7evC6e

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ARCANUS Mc: Where the vanilla is semi and the economy’s in shambles! 😂

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

ArcanusMC Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to ArcanusMC! Join us and carve your own path to greatness in the world of Minecraft.

Why Join Us?

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 135.148.70.121:25577
What type of gameplay does ArcanusMC offer?	ArcanusMC offers semi-vanilla gameplay with minor enhancements, PvP battles, and an economy system.
Can I build my own empire on the server?	Yes, you can build an empire, engage in epic battles, or simply enjoy the community on ArcanusMC.

KoboCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	4185	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	215

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your day shine brighter than a diamond block? Look no further than Bokobokobo- Kobo Kanaeru! Our server is run by the local slutty bratty Rain Shaman Kobo Kanaeru, who will shower you with blessings and rainbows as you play.

Join us for outrageous karaoke nights where Kobo Kanaeru serenades you with her angelic voice. Witness her debut stream where she tames creepers with her charm and karate skills. And don’t miss out on the original songs she performs, guaranteed to make your heart melt like nether quartz in a furnace.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with fan art, memes, and fan-made content dedicated to Kobo Kanaeru. Join the Kobokerz fan club and become part of the craziest community in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Kobo Kanaeru be the sunshine in your blocky world! #Kobocast #AeruSeni #Kobokerz #Kobobrok #RainbowBlessings

HairCraft Server: Atomic Swap Marketplace Launch!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7743
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the haircomb atomic swap marketplace launch thread server – where you can trade your hair combs for rare items and even swap faces with other players!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of hair combs! And don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best hair comb outfit wins a lifetime supply of virtual hair gel.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground marketplace where you can buy and sell enchanted hair combs that give you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs out of your ears. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair comb madness begin!

ShowerCraft2021

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?