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Lost in Anime Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Absurdity, Anime, anime binge, braincells, brainless, considerable, dumb, Entertainment, feel, guilty pleasure, Land, LOSING, Lost, mind-boggling, mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless entertainment, Ridiculous, silly, time wasting, Watching

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, do you love watching anime that makes you feel like you’re losing brain cells faster than a creeper blows up your house? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical plots, cringey dialogue, and characters that make you question your own existence. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s all collectively lose our minds together!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

7/10 woman, ai, arbitrary, bio-reductionist nihilism, CHIVALROUS, coddled, Demographic, dynamic, ETHER, evolutionary, EXCUSE, genders reversed, Honor, Invasion, memes, mid, MINDLESS, Minecraft, replaced, retards, smp, social defense, society

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

Mindless Minecraft SMP Player

brain function, cognitive psychology, concentration, Consciousness, Focus, Images, internal monologue, introspection, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mental imagery, mindfulness, MINDLESS, Minecraft, player, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, thinking, thought process, Visualization

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2577	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually have to use words to communicate? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a special plugin that allows players to communicate using only emojis and pictures. That’s right, say goodbye to words and hello to a whole new level of confusion!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this incredible prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the server. Dance the night away with your fellow players to the sweet sounds of Minecraft music discs, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new world of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is emoji!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	3320
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

CreeperCrazeMC

CLICKBAIT, CreeperCrazeMC, empty content, Entertainment, guilty pleasure, internet culture, low quality., mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless consumption, mindless content, mindless entertainment, mindless scrolling, mindless viewing, popular content, Shallow, social media, superficial, trending, viral videos, worst content

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

SilentSitterNoBabysit

ANNOYED, Argument, babies, baby, babysit, Beliefs, care, crying, discrimination, effects, feelings, Future, hear out, MINDLESS, refusing, response, Sensitive, SilentSitterNoBabysit, sister-in-law, unwilling, Upset

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

CovidCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive impairment, cognitive impairment study, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-term consequences, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological symptoms, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric effects

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Animals Bred:	170
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!

We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!

Creeper Inflammation: Mindless Midlife

18-30yrs, C-reactive protein, Chronic illness, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, creeper, health study, inflammation, inflammation and cognition, inflammation levels, inflammation markers, lifestyle factors, long-term effects, mental health, Midlife, MINDLESS, obesity, physical inactivity, smoking, stress, young adult health, young adults

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

hey u, ya u, do u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz get dis, dis server has been proven by SCIENCE to make u smarter in da long run. like, if u join dis server now, u will be like einstein by da time u hit middle age.

so like, if u want to be a genius and pwn some noobs at da same time, den u gotta join dis server ASAP. forget about all dose other servers, dis one is da real deal. trust me, i read it in a science book once.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join dis server and become a minecraft mastermind in no time. da world is waiting for ur big brain plays, so hop on and start flexing ur intellectual muscles. let’s get smart and crafty together! 🧠🎮

CraftyMindz Server

/r/Showerthoughts, #announcement, accessibility, bacon, CHANGE, changes, CraftyMindz, CRISPY, crunchy, discussion, Enjoyable, Favorite, FLOPPY, ideas, INPUT, Quality, Server, Soft, Stimulating, submissions, subreddit, Updates

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9874	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Items Found:	1245

hey there gamers!

are you ready for the most epic minecraft server of all time? well, look no further because this server is gonna blow your mind!

we are making some crazy changes to this server to make it more fun, more exciting, and just overall better. we are getting rid of all the boring stuff and adding in a ton of new features that will make your minecraft experience like no other.

join us and experience the thrill of building the most insane creations, battling epic mobs, and exploring endless worlds. trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

answer these important questions for us: – what do you love most about minecraft? – what would you change about this server if you could? – should bacon be crunchy, crispy, soft, or floppy? (we know, random but important)

so come on, join us and let’s make this the best minecraft server ever! we can’t wait to see what crazy adventures we’ll have together. let’s do this!

BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!

CenationsWorld

Adventure, city projects, collaboration, Competition, creativity, Economy, Jobs System, Land, new friends, Plot, Plot Protection, Plots, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Village projects, whatsapp group

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	6373
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Welcome to Cenations, a Minecraft server featuring Plots for private land, a Jobs system for income and skills, and an economy. Together with cenations, players can build, collaborate, and compete in city or village projects. With plot protection, your creativity is safeguarded. Join Cenations for adventure, new friends, and an unforgettable Minecraft experience

We also have a WhatsApp groupCopy Link To Join:chat.whatsapp.com/LrFh3tfp9mr8EJhqhIMudk

Plot, Survival, Skyblock, PVP (Coming Soon)

play.cenations.my.id:25568

Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

communism, leftist activism, leftist agenda, leftist awareness, leftist future, leftist movement, leftist perspective, leftist philosophy, leftist time constraints, leftist urgency, Leftists, limited time, Minecraft, political awareness, political beliefs, political change, political consciousness, political ideology, progressive movement, Server, socialism, Ticking, time is running out, Times

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6454
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Votes:	9551	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	4

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	106	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.