And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server. Will you be the next lucky player to catch the Diamond Unicorn?
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to erase bad memories, catch a Diamond Unicorn, and embark on wild adventures that you’ll never forget (unless you erase them, of course)!
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, build houses out of giant floating marshmallows, and battle evil llamas in diamond armor.
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.
So, if you want to be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever and have stories to tell your grandkids about, then join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud who doesn’t like fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.
come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?
| Features |
|---|
| – Dynmap |
| – Graves |
| – Marriage Master plugin |
| – Vanilla-tweaks |
| – Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements) |
More about us:
If you’re interested, join our Discord server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Perennial SMP? | Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season. |
| How often does the map reset? | The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration. |
| What features does the server have? | Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements. |
| Is there a focus on lore? | Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website. |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?
Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”
Picture this: you’re a lone warrior in a world filled with blocks and endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends by your side. But wait, there’s more!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who understand the struggles of family drama. From lying moms to step-siblings begging you not to leave, we’ve seen it all. But on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the life you’ve always wanted.
So why wait? Join us now and let’s create a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!
