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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7240 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 908196 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!