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FastFoodSimplicity – Minecraft SMP

affordability, Budget, Choices, consumer behavior, convenience, cravings, dining out, eating habits, fast food, FastFoodSimplicity, Food Industry, guilty pleasure, indulgence, meal options, Minecraft, Prices, quality food, restaurants, smp, Taste, Unhealthy, Value

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Crops Grown:	5881
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	3204	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Lol, bro, why waste your diamonds on fast food when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and feast like a king for free? Our server is like a gourmet restaurant but without the snooty waiters and overpriced menu. We’ve got all the best food in Minecraft, from golden apples to enchanted steak. And get this – our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance! Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base where we throw the wildest food fights every Saturday night. So ditch the drive-thru and come join us for a foodie adventure you’ll never forget!

BlockyBucks Hideout

1M cash, behind false wall, BlockyBucks, buried in backyard, Buried Treasure, decoy safe, false bottom, Hidden Compartment, HIDEOUT, hiding money, in a safe at home, in attic crawl space, in floorboards, in old furniture, in storage unit, in wall safe, inside hollowed out book, offshore account, safe deposit box, secret stash, Swiss bank, under mattress

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Votes:	8882
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

MexiCraft GunBan Campaign

Campaign, Community Outreach, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, disarmament, government initiative, gun control, GunBan, Guns, illegal firearms, law enforcement, mexico, mexico city, MexiCraft, president, public health, Public Safety, Safety, security measures, Street crime, streets, violence

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Votes:	4105	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos!

Femoid-Free Zone 1.21

biohole, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, feminism, FemoidFree, Femoids, gender, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Inclusivity, internet culture, LGBTQ, online behavior, Online Community, social media, trolling, troons, Zone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those bioholes and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any femoids here, just a bunch of epic gamers building and surviving together. Plus, who needs those bioholes when you can hang out with cool troons instead? It’s a wild ride of blocky adventures and chaos, so come join us and leave those bioholes in the dust!

MealRegret Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, chef’s reaction, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, dining out, fish finger sandwich, fishy taste, food preferences, food quality, independent cafe, meal replacement, MealRegret, Minecraft, overcooked food, paying for meal, restaurant etiquette, restaurant experience, Server, supporting local businesses, Tipping

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.

And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!

MomzHouseSaver420

addiction, birthday celebration, Boundaries, difficult situations, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, Enabling, family, financial responsibility, financial struggle, foreclosure, MomzHouseSaver420, Mortgage, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s day, Rehab, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4162	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	7511
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Animals Bred:	71

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your mom’s crazy antics.

On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?

So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!

ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

Cold bruschetta, Cold ceviche, Cold cheesecake, Cold crab legs, Cold fried chicken, Cold fruit salad, Cold gazpacho, Cold hummus, Cold ice cream, Cold lobster tail, Cold macaroni and cheese, Cold pasta salad, cold pizza, Cold potato salad, Cold quiche, Cold sandwiches, Cold shrimp cocktail, Cold soup, Cold sushi, Cold tiramisu, ColdHotFood, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Votes:	5351
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

MineOlympics2024

athlete’s perspective, bidding process, city, Country, Cultural significance, Dream destination, economic impact, fan experience, Global Event, historical venue, Hosting, Infrastructure, international competition, Legacy, location, logistical considerations, MineOlympics2024, olympic games, sports event, tourism, travel

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MineRealm

Active, Adventures, Community, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, java, Legit, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Magic Items Found:	3034	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

MineRealm Overview

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Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

How long has MineRealm been running?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.