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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8707 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 3835 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.