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AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	7725	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	706476	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	2790
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ores Mined:	3037	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7292	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crops Grown:	1847
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	107
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	276
Runes Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7761
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

NukeProofCraft

building, CIA director, decision, Diplomacy, Evidence, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear program, Nuclear weapon, NukeProofCraft, Peace, proliferation, Rush, sanctions, SECURITY, threat, Verification

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Potions Brewed:	75
Crops Grown:	3349	Magic Crystals Found:	7

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, there’s no evidence that Iran is tryna make a nuclear weapon, just like how there’s no evidence that pigs can fly! CIA director says so, so it must be true! come build ur own nuclear-free world with us and maybe even find some flying pigs along the way. who needs nukes when u got diamond swords and enchanted armor, amirite? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!