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CreeperCrazeMC

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafting Cubicle Chaos

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Star Shards Collected:	247
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5883
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Do you dream of escaping the monotony of office life and diving into a world of endless possibilities? Then come join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring workdays forever!

On our server, you can build a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or even discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare enchanted tridents.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

YoutubeSucksButOurServerRocks – where you can escape the mind-numbing videos and have some epic Minecraft fun!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of playing boring ad-tier games on YouTube? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. Legend has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. Strap on your elytra and prepare to race against other players through treacherous obstacles and deadly traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

American continent, Americanos, birth certificates, Brazil, BUILD, concept of race., Dominican, Latin America, LatinCraft, les Americains, Mexican, Mulatto, Nationality, North America, pixelated, progress, progressive, Propaganda, Pyramids, Race, racial democracy, Racial Issues, racism, walls

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	342	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

blocky, Character development, Cheaters, Chihayafuru, complex characters, CraftyQueens, EASY, female empowerment, Females, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Innocence, Japanese culture, josei, Manga, Mangaka, Minecraft, slutty, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes, storytelling, women in media

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1302
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8236
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Conquest, Crafty, Eroge, FANTASY, gameplay, h game, Hero, Historic, LOLtastic, Manga, Protagonist, Rance, role playing, romance, series, Server, strategy, video game, visual novel, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5814	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Star Shards Collected:	176	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	111
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

action, animated, Australia, blocky, Canada, Cinematic, Code, Code:White, comedy, Entertainment, family, film, humor, International, lol, mexico, Movie, new zealand, poop joke, Screening, spain, Spy, spy x family, Theatrical screenings, Usa

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	6430
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

catchy, Chaeyoung, Choreography, Crafty, Dahyun, double, girl group, IDOLS, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, Korean, McCraftface, mina, Momo, Music, Nayeon, Sana, Server, Thread, Trouble, TWICE.., Tzuyu, Visuals

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!

Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!

acceptance, Allowed, anxiety, autism, autistic, Awareness, Communication, Country, Crafty, Empathy, low empathy, McPranksters, mental health, neurodiversity, Nintendos, poor social skills, Shy.., Social Skills, speaking at length, Stereotypes, stigma, Stolen, stolen valour, Understanding, Valor

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	82447

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and hilarious Minecraft server. Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!