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Blocky Relief Co.

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24

join our minecraft server and experience the magical healing powers of taking giant shits! no more headaches, just pure relaxation and relief as you build, mine, and explore in our wacky world. our server is like a toilet for your soul, flushing away all your worries and leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. come join us and let the healing power of poop guide you to victory!

GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Chimeras Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9104	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Votes:	8214	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Animals Bred:	175

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3378	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Items Found:	5597
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!