picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you read that right. Parrots. Building. With their beaks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pigs who have sworn to protect the land from any creepers trying to cause chaos. They may be cute, but trust me, you don’t want to mess with these bacon-loving warriors.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest of adventurers to discover. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to approach it to a dance-off.
So, what are you waiting for? Take the Green Pill and join our server for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!
But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?
Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!
OPGods, a minecraft network based on Prison and more to come soon! If you are looking for a prison with custom enchants, custom ranks, Crates, enchants and much more, this might be the place for you!
opgods.net
The first Dirt based economy server on Minecraft. Dirtlands is a Minecraft server with guilds, raids, a dirt economy and overall, anarchy. However, Dirtlands isn’t fully anarchy, but many aspects of it still remain. Dirtlands is making Minecraft history by the day, and so could you! Dirtlands is up at all times, unless down for maintenance, allowing you to join at any point in the day (or night)!
mc.dirtlands.net
Java IP: jadecraftsmp.mc-join.orgBedrock IP: jadecraftsmp.mc-join.org Port:25565LGBTQ Owned. We are looking for relaxed players looking for a fun place to play!
Custom items, Player run economy, Jobs,Player warps, Voting ranks,and Perks unlockable in game!
We have Keep Inventory on and have PvP off to focus on building and to build a community. Please give us a shot if this sounds like a server for you!
jadecraftsmp.mc-join.org
Welcome to Firedanx Prisons! There are custom enchants, commands, and more! The mines are A-K, a wood mine, and a mine full of blocks for building! If you need any help, type /help or contact a staff member. Sell your items with signs or on the auction house! Unlock cosmetics with mystery dust and mystery boxes! Craft OP tools with custom pure materials! Type /recipes for a list of custom, crafting recipes.
play.firedanx.net
Whats EternalEclipse?! EternalEclispe is a minecraft network providing a unique experience for all players. We have a unique Survival gamemode, Creative, and Competitive Skyblock!! and will be releasing Factions Soon! Versions : [1.8 – 1.16.5]
play.eternaleclipse.net
Grindbox.falix.gg