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MindBlownFacts – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but on this Minecraft SMP, the most mind-blowing fact is that if you join, you’ll instantly become a unicorn with rainbow powers! Like, how crazy is that?! And not only that, but the server is actually run by a group of talking dolphins who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their underwater army of pufferfish. But don’t worry, because as a member of the SMP, you’ll have the power to stop them with your superhuman strength and ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes. So come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! 🦄🌈🐬🐡 #dolphinarmy #unicornpower

RealityCheckCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Players Killed by Monsters:	403
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, welcome to our server where the laws of physics take a coffee break and reality is just a suggestion!

Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.

So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!

MindBlownCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated block building? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are the architects of our virtual world!

Join our server and witness the epic llama battles that take place every Tuesday at high noon. These llamas don’t mess around when it comes to defending their territory from pesky creepers and zombies. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even be chosen as an honorary llama rider and get to soar through the skies on a majestic flying llama!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts in stealth and sabotage. They will challenge you to epic parkour races through treacherous lava-filled caves and ancient temples, all in the name of chicken supremacy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wild world of llamas and ninja chickens!

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	6364	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Star Shards Collected:	66

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3725	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	1357
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7369	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2128	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!