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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8771 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!