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DrunkGFvsMinecraft

Apology, bar hopping, Boyfriend, brunch, Chicago, Communication, Cooking, dinner plans, drunk girlfriend, DrunkGFvsMinecraft, Expectations, Late, mimosas, nagging, passive aggressive, Plans, PlayStation, relationship, Rude, social butterfly, taco bell

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1464
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	2249
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s brunch adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning reality just like when your gf said she’d be home for dinner but ended up bar hopping all day!

Our server is so unpredictable, just like your gf’s snap story updates as she hops from one bar to another. Will you be able to keep up with the chaos and excitement? Or will you end up like the dinner left in the fridge, forgotten and replaced by Taco Bell?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as crazy and entertaining as your gf’s brunch escapades! Who knows what surprises await you in this virtual world?

PranksterPurgeMC

bears, character test, dirty laundry, elevation gain, Hangout, hiking test, Jorts, long hike, Lost, mimosas, misplaced confidence, prank, PranksterPurgeMC, Proposal, relationship test, reputation, safety in danger, single, socially shaming, street clothes, test, tiktok, underdeveloped frontal lobe, unexpected

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Potions Brewed:	177
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we take things to the extreme just like Daniel did with his hiking test!

Join our server and prove your worth by surviving outrageous challenges that will push you to your limits. Just like how Daniel thought he could test his girlfriend with a 10-mile hike without any supplies, we will test your Minecraft skills with unexpected twists and turns.

Forget about bears, sunburns, and dehydration – on our server, you’ll have to worry about creepers, lava pits, and zombie hordes! Can you handle it? Or will you end up like Daniel, single and regretting your decisions?

So come join us and show us what you’re made of. Who needs a proposal when you can conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenge? Don’t be like Daniel, be a Minecraft master on our server!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ores Mined:	8939

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Crafty Jew Crew

1. Jews, Crafty, CREW, jew, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs 4. Jewish ethnicity, Jewish faith, Jewish faith 3. Jewish stereotypes, Jewish heritage, Jewish history 2. Judaism, Jewish holidays, Jewish identity, Jewish people, Jewish persecution, Jewish practices, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, jewish traditions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

Adventure, Antagonist, Character, Conflict, DAWNTRAIL, Decision making, destiny, Development, Drama, FANTASY, fate, Journey, leadership, Minecraft, Mystery, Plot, Protagonist, QUEENS, Quest, resolution, Role, Roles, Server, Storyline, teamwork, whats

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

Boost, Conflict, cooperation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, demographics, economic development, economic growth, Economy, gdp, integration, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Palis, political tensions, Population, power dynamics, regional stability, Social Cohesion, societal integration, TEAM

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

4PM, 9:30, alarm clock, AlarmCraft, CREEPERS, daily struggles, exhausted, Forgot, Hitting, Last Night, late start, manage, missed alarms, morning routine, over again, oversleeping, Resist, set alarm, sleep deprivation, snooze, snoozed, tired, up until 5am, Wake Up, Yesterday

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8581
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!

DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Chapter 148 – Game Over, Cleared!

action, Adventure, chapter, Chapter 148, Cleared, Dandadan, DanDaDans, Epic, FANTASY, Game, Game Cleared, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga online, MANGA Plus, manga release, manga series, manga updates, manga website, Minecraft, online reading, shueisha, Supernatural

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, we already have that covered).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the Ender Dragon shows off his sick dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Taco Dimension where everything is made of delicious tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, those creepers are sneaky).

CraftyLlama’s Epic Adventure Land: No. 916925103 by Anonymous

#youtube, Adventure, album, ANONYMOUS, artist, CraftyLlamas, Entertainment, Epic, Land, Listen, Music, music video, No. 916925103, ONLINE, Platform, playlist, song, streaming, track, trending, Video, video sharing, viral, watch

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Can you out-dab the Yeti and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Italian Edition – Spaghetti and Creepers

#editorial, Analysis, commentary, CREEPERS, culture, current events, Economy, Edition, edizione forte, il filo, international relations, ITA, Italian, italy, Journalism, magazine, McMineFace, minecrafty, News, opinion, Politics, society, Spaghetti, trends

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!