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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3604 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Farms Harvested: | 831 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2376 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
