MILsChickenNoThanks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MILsChickenNoThanks

cooking safety, cooking skills, defrosted chicken, DEFROSTING, E.coli, EMBARRASSING, family conflict, family dinner, fast food, food handling, food hygiene, food poisoning, food prep, food preparation, Food Safety, gross, kitchen sink, MIL, MILsChickenNoThanks, refusing to eat, refusing to eat chicken

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3953
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!

PixieMines.com

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PixieMines, Plugins, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Season, Server, teamwork, Unique, Updates

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Farms Harvested:	336
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8995
Potions Brewed:	93	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

mc.pixiemines.com

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
New Chunks Explored:	12462	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Love Letters Sent:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	9558
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

ParentingFail Minecraft Server

indicators of bad parenting, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting concerns, parenting difficulties, parenting failures, parenting issues, parenting mistakes, parenting problems, parenting red flags, parenting struggles, parenting warning signs, ParentingFail, Server, signs of abusive parent, signs of bad parenting, signs of inadequate parenting, signs of ineffective parenting, signs of neglectful parent, signs of troubled parent, signs of unfit parent, warning signs of bad parenting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are your parents still making you eat your veggies and do your homework? Sounds like they need a break! Join our Minecraft server where parents are banned and kids rule the virtual world. Build your dream house without any pesky rules or bedtimes. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find. So ditch your boring parents and come join the fun!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, positive mindset, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self love, self worth, self-care, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti aircraft, Black sea, combat capabilities, Defense, defense systems, helicopters, military advancements, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, new capability, Sea Drones, Server, shoot down, technology showcase, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, UkrainianDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, on this server, we got sea drones straight outta Ukraine that can shoot down helicopters! Like, how crazy is that? Imagine cruising around in the ocean and then BAM, you see a helicopter and you’re like “Not today, bro!” Join our server for the ultimate thrill of dodging sea drones while trying to survive and build your own epic base. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness this insane technology in action? Come join us and see for yourself!

TerrorCraft: Deport & Destroy

anti-terrorism efforts, cabinet, CounterTerrorism, deport, deportation laws, deportations, destroy, Europe, extremism, foreign nationals, German, germany, Government, immigration, law, national security, policy, Politics, praise, radicalization, SECURITY, TerrorCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	540	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Votes:	3971
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the german cabinet is all about deporting players who praise terrorism. like, what even is that? but hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky gameplay, then this server is for you! join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the deportation madness. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server with your anti-terrorism skills! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the deportation fun begin!

KidCraftHardMode

challenges of parenting, chaotic moments, children, difficult moments, endless energy, family, funny parenting, hard mode, humor, KidCraftHardMode, love, parenthood, parenting, parenting struggles, patience, raising kids, RESPONSIBILITY, rewarding, sleepless nights, sobering up a friend, tough love

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8798
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world where creepers are your only problem. our server is like a daycare for adults, except instead of changing diapers, u get to build epic castles and battle dragons.

imagine a world where bedtime is whenever u want it to be and snacks are unlimited. no more sticky fingers on your keyboard, just pure gaming bliss.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds galore.

so if u wanna trade in your screaming kids for screaming zombies, join us on dis server and let the adventure begin. trust me, it’s like trying to sober up a friend on hard mode, but way more fun.