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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7296 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 233 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
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