Milly laugh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Animals Bred:	200
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

No Clooney, No Showey!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	921303	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Love Letters Sent:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9985	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

VampireCopsSuckButt

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Enchantments Applied:	170	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Emeralds Found:	6722

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Diagnose

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!

Control2Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Votes:	5890	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Control 2 on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon gets down! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

BossFightFailsMC SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Animals Bred:	140
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	87	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we pride ourselves on having the most hilariously terrible boss fights in all of gaming history! Seriously, you won’t find more poorly designed, glitchy, and just plain ridiculous boss battles anywhere else.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through preschool teacher scandals and family secrets that rival any soap opera. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s preschool teacher turned out to be connected to their long-lost family friend.

But that’s not all – we have hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered, just like the shocking revelation that one player’s dad spilled the beans about their family drama before they even had a chance to explain.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, then look no further. Join us and experience the craziest adventures that only our Minecraft server can offer. Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional!

CraftyBroInLawNoPay

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, car repairs, and passive-aggressive behavior!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get caught in the middle of a heated argument between a mechanic boyfriend and a snobbish brother-in-law. Will they ever settle their differences? Who knows, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between a sister caught between her boyfriend and her family, all while trying to navigate the complexities of family drama. Will she choose love or loyalty? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and car repairs to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

LifeGoalsMC SMP

achievement, aspirations, Contentment, determination, dreams, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Happiness, life ambitions, life desires, life goals, LifeGoalsMC, motivation, Passion, personal growth, purpose, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ores Mined:	4996	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to live your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama race against the server owner for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!