Scrolling Down Birth Year

Scrolling, user interaction, birth-year dropdown, internet, user frustration

join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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LaggyTimeTravelers

neuroscience, Temporal, Time, Consciousness, Experience

join dis epic minecraft server where time travel is a thing, but not in the way u think. our server is so lit that u will technically never experience the future cuz our senses are delayed by a few milliseconds and when they catch up, we’re in the past. it’s like living in a constant state of deja vu, but way cooler cuz u can mine diamonds and build epic castles while ur brain is trippin out. so come join us and experience time travel like never before, just make sure to watch out for creepers from the future, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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PennylessCraft

government decision, coinage, financial impact, consumer sentiment, rounding prices

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is so serious? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of a world where pennies are the only form of currency accepted. That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, because on our server, it’s all about the pennies!

But that’s not all – we’ve also eliminated all other forms of currency, so get ready to haggle and bargain like never before. Prices will be rounded up or down to the nearest penny, so get ready to embrace the chaos of a world where every cent counts.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest penny-pincher in town!

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Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Hungary agreement, Minecraft, european politics, sanctions extension

so liek, u kno how the EU be all like “we gotta extend sanctions on russia for another six months”? well, dis server be like dat, but instead of sanctions, we be extending the fun for another six months!

come join us on dis cray cray minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! we got so many cool features like flying pigs, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret portal that takes u to a land full of talking cows!

Hungary be all like “yeah, we agree dis server is da bomb dot com” and u will too once u see all the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for u here. so what u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

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CraftyRhinoJailbreak

financial charges, criminal activity, conservation, Rhino, Horn

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got rhino horn traffickers getting jailed left and right in south africa!!! it’s a legal first, bro!!! but don’t worry, we’re all about that financial charges grind in our server.

come on in and experience the thrill of dodging the law while building your dream blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with rhino horn traffickers? join now for a wild ride like no other!!!

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Blocky Heatwave Mayhem

extreme weather, mortality, blocky, future projections, climate change

come join our epic minecraft server where the temperatures are so hot, they could kill 50% more europeans by 2100! but dont worry, in our server, you can build ice castles and wear diamond armor to protect yourself from the extreme weather!

we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.

join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

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Java Survival

Minecraft, Language, Moderators, Essentials, Legitimate

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Goals:

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules:

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Keep the chat friendly and respectful.
No politics or other controversial topics	Avoid discussing sensitive topics that may cause arguments.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Play fair and don’t use any unfair advantages.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect other players’ builds and belongings.
Do not build too close to other players	Give enough space between your builds and others.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Treat others with kindness and respect.
No advertising	Avoid advertising other servers or services.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address mc.javasurvival.com in the multiplayer menu of your Minecraft game.

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on the server?

A: The server is open to all players, but make sure to follow the server rules and be respectful to others.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: Certain items or blocks may be restricted to prevent griefing or exploitation. Check with the server moderators for more information.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Lost in Time’s Embrace 1.20.2

disgusting behavior, despicable behavior., unfairness, revulsion, BETRAYAL

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the shit-eating faggots of reality! We promise not to rob you of everything, unlike those disgusting seven billion people. On our server, you can build your own life without having to deal with people shitting into each other’s mouths. It’s objectively unfair out there, but in here, you can be the best! So come join us and leave the real world behind.

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MommaDrama Minecraft Server

education, MommaDrama, #criminology, Drama, social work

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire while navigating through friendships and rivalries just like the ones in this tale. Who knows, you might even encounter a teacher NPC who will test your patience just like the one in the story.

Join now and show off your building skills while standing your ground just like the OP did in this situation. Don’t let anyone bring you down, especially not a teacher’s daughter who can’t handle the truth. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in our crazy Minecraft server!

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MomNeedsABreakMC

homeschooling, difficult decision, depression, Guilt, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of being a full-time caregiver for your autistic brother and putting your life on hold? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any responsibilities!

On our server, you can leave your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to take care of is your Minecraft character. No more homeschooling, no more 24/7 caregiving – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And hey, who knows? You might even meet your virtual soulmate on our server and start planning a future together in a different state. Don’t worry about leaving your family behind, they’ll understand – after all, it’s just a game, right?

So come join us and let loose on our Minecraft server. It’s the perfect escape from reality and a chance to live your best virtual life. Plus, who doesn’t love a good block-building adventure? See you in the game!

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