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Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is about to become the Switch 2 of the Minecraft world! Imagine a server so affordable, it’s practically a game boy for your virtual adventures. With prices dropping to just $99, you’ll have more diamonds to spare for building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and be part of the millions upon millions of players who will flock to our server for its unbeatable prices. Who needs a Switch 2 when you can have a budget-friendly Minecraft experience that will blow your mind? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to game like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	291

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Void Gems Collected:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6170
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Emeralds Found:	8063
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	150
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!