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BlockyBurgerDash
Behavior, BlockyBurgerDash, congested, consumer habits, convenience, data analysis, drive thru, eating out, fast food, fast food restaurants, grocery shopping, Highways, INCREASE, millions, on the go, research study, slow traffic, standard deviation, traffic delay, visits
come join our epic minecraft server where the traffic is slow but the food is fast! why waste time sitting in traffic when you can be chomping down on some delicious virtual fast food?
we have crazy stories like one time a player got stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and had to eat his way out with virtual burgers! and another time, someone built a giant french fry castle that attracted all the hungry players from miles around.
if you want to experience the thrill of virtual traffic delays leading to more fast food visits, then this is the server for you! come join us and let’s get our munch on together!

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PixelPetro Politics
#sustainability, climate change, Delaying, emissions cuts, Energy Sector, environmental impact, Europe, favouring, immediate action, lobbying, Long-term goals, millions, oil & gas, PixelPetro, policies, Politics, Promoting, SPENDING, study, Technology, trade associations, unproven tech
so, like, u wanna join dis sick Minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, like, u won’t believe da crazy stuff dat goes down here.
first of all, we got, like, secret underground bases where u can hide from da creepers and build ur own little paradise. but watch out, cuz sometimes da mods like to prank u by spawning a bunch of zombies in ur house. it’s all in good fun, tho.
and, get dis, we got, like, a whole city made out of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS. u can, like, trade with other players for rare items or just show off ur bling. it’s, like, da fanciest place in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty intense, but don’t worry, we got, like, fireproof minecarts for safety. it’s a thrill ride like no other.
so, if u wanna join a server where u can have da time of ur life and, like, never get bored, then u gotta check out dis place. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for dat sneaky Ender Dragon, he’s a real troublemaker.

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United States Unity Coop
alliances, American, assumption, coop, cooperation, Country, global power, hypothetical, international relations, military strength, millions, nationalism, origin countries, patriotism, people, Possibility, Side, Solo, States, United, Unity, Usa, world dominance
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that americans can solo every other country in a virtual world!!! forget about cooperation, just come wreck havoc and show those other countries who’s boss! we got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate showdown! let’s make america (virtually) great again!

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> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…
Accountability, An, BRIBE, business practices, Competition, Corruption, Decision making, Ethics, industry standards, innovation, Investment, microsoft, millions, Minecraft, MONEY, open source alternative, scandal, smp, Software Development, spend, spend millions, stop developing, Technology, Training, transparency
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

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Luigi’s Armed Security Minecraft SMP
Armed, armed security, astonishment, bodyguards, Celebrity, Defense, FAMOUS, fanbase, FANGIRLS, free him, guard detail, Luigi, Luigis, millions, Minecraft, Protection, retards, Safety, SECURITY, security measures, shock, smp, Surprise, Swarm, unexpected
Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, we have a player who is so famous that he has millions of fangirls ready to swarm and free him from his virtual prison. Will you be able to survive the madness and maybe even become a part of his entourage? Join now for a chance to be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server
addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.
And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind
Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mastermind, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mental manipulation, millions, mind control, mindbroke, Minecraft, narcissism, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, psychological warfare, smp, toxic behavior, Trauma
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP
back in the day, Balls, Bitch, consequences, controversial, damaging, drained, drained balls, explicit content, Exploitation, HARMFUL, Impact, inappropriate, internet, millions, Minecraft, pornographic, scandal, sexual, smp, social media, teenage boys, Unethical, viral
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

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She Killed Millions Minecraft Server
Antagonist, battle, Conflict, Dark, death, Destruction, Evil, FANTASY, Fiction, Heartless, Killed, Loss, millions, Minecraft, murder, power, Protagonist, Server, She killed millions, Story, Tragedy, Unversed, Vengeance, War
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

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Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition
Awareness, Brain, brain damage, Combat Sport, concussion, Damage, DOCTORS, Edition, Fighting, health, Hit, impaired movement, madness, millions, participants, Popularity, research, Safety, signs, slap, slap fighting, sports, study, vacant stare, worry
come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

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Swedexit: No More Blockheads!
Blockheads, cultural diversity, demographics, economic implications, emigration rate, Europe, global migration patterns, government response, historical data, immigration policies, labor market, Migration, net emigration, over 50 years, Population, population decline, Scandinavian countries, Social Impact, statistics, Sweden, Swedexit, trend analysis
lol imagine if sweden was a minecraft server, like wut??! come join our server cuz we got flying pigs and talking moose, like who wouldn’t wanna see that??! also, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, like seriously, it’s lit af. and if that’s not enough, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of never-ending pizza and ice cream. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, you won’t regret it, i swear. #swedenminecraftserver #flyingpigs #unicornsandrainbows #pizzaandicecream

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NickelCraft: Efficiency Boosted
Applications, Boosted, Catalysts, catalytic activity, catalytic efficiency, chemical engineering, chemical industry, chemical processes, coordination chemistry, efficiency, green chemistry, homogeneous catalysis, industrial applications, ligands, metal complexes, metal-ligand interactions, nickel complexes, NickelCraft, organic synthesis, reaction mechanisms, sustainable chemistry, transition metals
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining away in Minecraft, just doing your thing, when BAM! You stumble upon a nickel complex! And you’re like, “Whoa, what is this shiny thing?” But then you realize, this nickel complex is like, the key to unlocking all the power in the server!
Join our Minecraft server and become the master of all things chemical! With these new nickel complexes, you can boost your efficiency to insane levels! You’ll be crafting like a mad scientist, creating potions and explosives that will blow everyone’s minds!
But wait, there’s more! These nickel complexes aren’t just for show, oh no. They have magical properties that can transport you to different dimensions within the server! You’ll be exploring new worlds, battling crazy creatures, and uncovering hidden treasures!
So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and chemistry! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft server!

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AussieSMP: Where we mine down undah mate! 1.21+ only, join the party!
AussieSMP, Australian, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Economy, Griefing, HACKING, Join, Land claiming, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, multiplayer, Network, Party, Protection, Redstone, respectful, rules, smp, Spamming, Survival, Teleport, Trade, undah, world
Minecraft Server Overview
IP: mc.aus.gg
Server Location: Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link: Discord Invite Link
Apply here: Apply Now
AussieSMP
The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, player trading, and anti-griefing methods.
Features:
- The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
- Main aim of the server is to maintain Vanilla gameplay mechanics.
- Decently sized player-created shopping area for trading.
- Teleport commands for easy travel.
- Land-claiming system to protect builds.
- Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
- Part of a growing network with creative server.
- External community resources like live streams, Discord, and wiki.
Rules:
1. Don’t be a dick
2. No griefing
3. No spamming
4. Be respectful
5. Don’t swear excessively
6. No hacking or exploits
7. No ban evasion
8. Use common sense
FAQ:
1. Can I join the server?
2. What are the server features?
3. Where is the server located?
4. Are there any rules on the server?
5. Can I trade with other players on the server?
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PixelPatriarchy Minecraft Server
authoritarianism, constitution, control, Democracy, Dictatorship, election, freedom, Governance, Government, leadership, MAGAtards, Minecraft, PixelPatriarchy, political ideology, political parties, political system, Politics, power, Republic, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, Server, society, Voting
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we’re not just any ordinary server, we’re a republic! That’s right, forget about democracy, we’ve got a whole new level of government in place for all our players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship… I mean republic! 🏛️ And hey, if you’re into decoding dog whistles, you’ll have a blast trying to figure out what our crazy community is up to next. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server! 🤪🎮

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HagLoverGamerGirl Minecraft SMP
Based, Characters, dark fantasy, FANTASY, games, Hag, HagLoverGamerGirl, indie games, Lover, Magic, Minecraft, powerful women, Protagonists, relationships, role playing games, romance, smp, strong female characters, Supernatural, unconventional love stories, unique protagonists, video games, witchcraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with based hag lover protagonists ready to take on any challenge! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with the hags, of course). So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible!

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NopeTastyCraft
abhorrent, detestable, Disgusting, Food, gross, ingredients, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, nope, NopeTastyCraft, objectionable, off-putting, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, turnoff, unappealing, unappetizing, unpalatable, yuck
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!
Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?
So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over kursk region like a boss, just like zelensky taking over russia! u gotta join to see the epic battles and feel the war, it’s like a virtual reality war zone but with blocks and creepers! plus, we have the craziest mods that will blow your mind, like a mod where chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes and pigs fly around on jetpacks. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now before zelensky takes over the whole minecraft world!

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BorderBlockParty
bloomberg, border, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Gerasimov, intelligence, Military, military strategy, Reports, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian troop buildup, Warnings
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can ignore all the warnings just like Gerasimov did 😂 we got ukrainian troop buildups near the border but who cares when u can build ur own epic base and fight off the invaders with ur diamond sword 😎 come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even start ur own international incident 😂🤣 #minecraft #crazystories #joinus

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TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server
accession, candidate country, culture, Democracy, Economy, EU, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, Politics, Server, turkey, TurkeyCraft
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant turkey wearing a top hat and monocle, ready to debate whether or not Turkey should join the EU. But that’s not all – we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where you can battle evil chickens in epic PvP matches. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP
acceptance, antisemitism, Britain, Community, discrimination, Diversity, fear, friendship, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Nazi Europe, prejudice, racism, smp, solidarity, Support, TheAntiRacistBrit, Trauma, Xenophobia
Are you tired of driving Jews away from Britain? Join our Minecraft SMP and show your support for the Jewish community in a fun and lighthearted way!
Imagine walking around our server and being stopped by a young woman who is relieved to see you wearing a skullcap. She’ll thank you for being a beacon of hope in these dark times and you’ll feel like a true hero.
We’ve had players who have had their friendships tested because of their Jewish identity, but on our server, everyone is welcome and accepted. No more losing friends over silly differences!
Join us and show your solidarity by proudly displaying your Star of David. We believe in standing strong together and supporting each other through thick and thin.
Our elderly players have shared their stories of feeling retraumatised, but on our server, they find a sense of community and belonging. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.
So don’t wait any longer, join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of a community that values acceptance, unity, and most importantly, having a good time! Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and uplifting?

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New Server IP

IP:	mc.aus.gg
Server Location:	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link:	Discord Invite Link
Apply here:	Apply Now

Minecraft Server Overview

AussieSMP

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Rules:

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