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Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyLoveMC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6054	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	961	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	117418	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2911
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4315	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.