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Samarium 146 Dating Fun

Accuracy, Chronology, DATING, decay, Events, Fun, geology, half life, History, isotopes, isotopic dating, Measurement, million years, nuclear physics, Precision, radioactive, radioactive dating, research, Samarium, samarium-146, Science, solar system

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we measure radioactive half-lives like samarium-146 with the highest accuracy eva! You wanna date events from the early solar system? We gotchu covered, fam! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are like “whoa, this place is bomb!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures, cuz on this server, anything can happen! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Puppy Love Paradise

beloved characters, bittersweet, canine love, Closure, completion, Conclusion, dog love story, emotional, Favorite, final chapter, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta, long awaited, love, Manga, manga translation, million years, Paradise, puppy, Reunited, romance, Translated

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4162	Potions Brewed:	69

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite dog love story to be translated? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the FINAL chapter ready to be discovered! Join us and witness the epic conclusion of this timeless tale that has been lost in translation for a million years. Who knew that dogs could have such a dramatic love story? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this heartwarming and hilarious adventure in the world of Minecraft! Join now and be a part of history in the making!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6707	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

QuoteCraft SMP

daily inspiration, empowering words, famous quotes, favorite quote, favorite saying, Inspirational, life lessons, memorable quotes, motivational, motivational quotes, personal mantra, positive affirmations, positivity, QuoteCraft, quotes to live by, Saying, smp, Timeless wisdom, Uplifting, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to remember

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

HateflixMC

audience favorite, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, critically acclaimed, different taste, dislike, dissenting view, divergent opinion, film, hate, HateflixMC, Mainstream, Movie, not a fan, not for me, opinion, Overrated, polarizing film, unpopular opinion, widely loved

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

academic publishing, academic success, blocky, breaks, career longevity, career progression, career retention, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender gap, men in science, men scientists, research, scientific article, scientific career, Scientific community, scientific publication, scientific research, scientific study, scientists, STEM, study, women in science, women scientists

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	806
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

Armors, big guy in armor, darktide, enjoyment, faithful, Fans, games, Interest, Lore, Marine, Minecraft, series, Server, Space, space marine 2, space marines, Thread, vermintide 2, Warhammer, Warhammer series

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	865687	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChocoCraft SMP

brand, candy, chococraft, Chocolate, chocolate brand, Cocoa, confectionery, craving, DELICIOUS, dessert, favourite, favourite brand, favourite chocolate brand, indulgence, luxury, Popular, smp, snack, SWEET, Tasty, top choice, Treat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!