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BlockyLoveNest

BlockyLoveNest, covid, finances, Housing, income stream, leaving marriage, marital disagreement, marital money, MIL’s house, million dollars, pre marital assets, specific area, specific town, stay at home mom, throwaway account, two kids, WIBTA

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Farms Harvested:	393
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of living in your MIL’s house and dealing with her constant nagging? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build your own paradise without any in-laws in sight? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any financial constraints. No need to worry about million-dollar price tags or pre-marital assets drama here! Just let your creativity run wild and create the perfect home for you and your family.

And if things get tough in your virtual marriage, don’t worry – we won’t judge if you decide to leave and start fresh on your own. After all, it’s just a game, right? So why not join us and build a new life full of adventure, fun, and maybe even a few pixelated divorces along the way. Let’s craft your way to a brighter future – one block at a time!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

1 billion dollars, billionaire, bills, budgeting, club, economic inequality, economic policy, financial freedom, Financial Stability, government spending, income, investing, long-term wealth, million dollars, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, retirement planning, saving money, smp, tax evasion, TAXES, universal healthcare, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Star Shards Collected:	84	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.

Sell Now or Missing Out Minecraft SMP

6 months, capital gains, Decision making, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, financial uncertainty, Holding, investment decision, investment opportunity, investment strategy, long-term gains, market trends, million dollars, Minecraft, missing, missing out, profit potential., Sell, sell now, selling strategy, smp, stock market, timing the market

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Items Found:	4567	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is deciding whether to sell your diamonds now or wait for a better price? Well, fear not, because on our server, the stakes are much higher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. One time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, but little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing diamond armor. It was a battle for the ages!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with stacks of emeralds and rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky one to find it, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of creepers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – or you might end up getting pranked by a group of sneaky villagers. The choice is yours!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

asset allocation, budgeting, charitable donations, dream home, Estate Planning, financial advisor, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Inheritance, Investment, legacy planning, Long-term goals, luxury lifestyle, MilliMinecraftSMPRich, million dollars, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings, travel the world, wealth management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

QuickTalkCraft: 1 Million TED

challenge, communication skills, Confidence, creativity, Impromptu speaking, Improvisation, mental agility, MILLION, million dollars, motivation, Preparation, presentation skills, PRESSURE, public speaking, Quick Thinking, QuickTalkCraft, speech delivery, success, TED, ted talk, thinking on your feet, thinking under pressure, Time management

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Towns Built:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to level up is by giving a TED talk in record time! Imagine the chaos as players scramble to come up with a brilliant speech on the spot to win the ultimate prize of 1 million dollars. Will you talk about the secret life of llamas or the art of crafting the perfect diamond sword? The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high. Join us for a wild ride of impromptu speeches and hilarious moments as you strive to become the TED talk champion of our server. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and profitable?

Billionaire or Bust

billion dollars, billionaire, Bust, chance, Decision making, Dilemma, financial freedom, Financial Security, Future, GUARANTEED, Investment, Lottery, LUCK, million dollars, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, Risk, success, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyMillionaire

aged well, Barenaked Ladies, Canadian Band, CraftyMillionaire, Currency, DEVALUATION, economic trends, Economy, Financial, Financial Planning, humor, inflation, Lyrics, million dollars, MONEY, Music, Nostalgia, popular culture, song, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

30YearPrisonersCompensationRich

30YearPrisonersCompensationRich, civil rights, compensation, compensation for injustice, compensation for lost years, criminal justice, decades behind bars, exoneration, innocence project, justice delayed, justice system, Legal System, long term incarceration, million dollars, prisoners, wrongful conviction compensation, wrongful conviction lawsuits, wrongful imprisonment, wrongful incarceration, wrongful release, Wrongfully convicted

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can find wrongfully convicted prisoners who been locked up for like 30 years? well, dis server got em all! and get dis, they all gettin’ compensated with a few million dollars cuz why not? come join da fun and help these prisoners build their dream minecraft houses with all dat cash! it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Buildings Constructed:	39

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4372
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	3039
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Star Shards Collected:	189	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Items Found:	4476	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	6536	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	19

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!