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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6506 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
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