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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	283

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	99433	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	62	Battle Standards Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	New Chunks Explored:	431205
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2605
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	5080	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	225
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!