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TeleportCorp: ProfitMaximized!

Business strategies, consumerism, corporate greed, Corporations, cost cutting, dystopian future, employee exploitation, Exploitation, futuristic, Greed, innovation, market manipulation, monopoly, profit maximization, profit-driven society, ProfitMaximized, Sci Fi, Star trek, Technology, Teleportation, TeleportCorp, unethical practices

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the concept of Star Trek teleportation and turned it into a hilarious disaster! Imagine trying to teleport to your friend’s base, only to end up in a pit of lava surrounded by creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!

But wait, there’s more! Our corporations have gotten involved and they’re here to make your teleportation experience even more miserable. Picture this: you try to teleport to the nearest village for some trading, but instead, you end up in the middle of a corporate office meeting. The CEO is yelling at you for interrupting their presentation on how to turn diamonds into profit!

Join our server for a wild ride of teleportation mishaps, corporate greed, and endless laughs. Who knows where you’ll end up next? Just remember to watch out for those pesky teleportation fees – they’ll get you every time!

ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

colombia, ColombiaCraft, deportation, deportation agreements, deportation flights, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, government actions, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, refusal, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, south america, trump, Trump administration, US foreign relations, US-Colombia relations

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	106
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he is ordering sanctions on colombia for not accepting his deportation flights. build your own wall to keep out the colombians and show your loyalty to trump by mining for gold and diamonds. beware of the colombian spies trying to infiltrate our server and steal our resources. join now for a crazy adventure filled with politics and drama! #BuildTheWall #Trump2020

OryolCraft: Drone Strike Defense

air strike, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone warehouses, eastern europe, international relations, military intervention, military operation, military technology, Oryol Oblast, OryolCraft, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Shaheds, strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Ukraine, right? And suddenly, the defense forces are like, “Yo, let’s go wreck some drone warehouses in Russia!” And BOOM, they destroy over 200 Shaheds!

Now, if you wanna experience that level of epicness in Minecraft, you gotta join our server. We got drones, we got warehouses, we got Shaheds – it’s a freakin’ warzone up in here!

Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out in epic PvP battles, raid enemy bases, and conquer new territories. Plus, we have the most lit community ever, so you’ll never be bored.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

SpaceCraft: Webb’s Expansion Challenge

challenge, Cosmic, cosmic theory, cross-check, Crucial, Expansion, findings, Hubble space telescope, largest study, measurements, mysterious expansion, Space, spacecraft, study, telescope, theory, Universe, universe expansion, Universe’s Expansion, universe’s mysterious expansion, Webb Telescope, Webbs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin in your minecraft world, building some epic stuff, and suddenly you look up and see the webb telescope zooming by, like, whoa dude, that’s crazy! and then you find out that this server is, like, the biggest study of the universe expansion ever, like, mind blown, right?

and get this, the findings confirm a challenge to cosmic theory, like, what even is cosmic theory anyway? who cares, it’s just a cool reason to join this server and be a part of something huge, literally!

plus, they say the findings offer a crucial cross-check for previous hubble space telescope measurements, like, hubble who? we got the webb telescope up in here, doing big things in the minecraft universe.

so come join us on this epic server, where you can build, explore, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the webb telescope doing its thing. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Challenges, Classes, Community Events, Creative, Custom Biomes, Economy, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Pets, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Races, Redstone, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Trading, Vehicles

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Potions Brewed:	169
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft!

Java Server	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock Server	mc.bucketry.net:19132

At Bucketry, you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Treasure Hunts & Hidden Rewards
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

Start Your Journey Today

Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside others who love Minecraft as much as you do. Ready to jump in?

Ghostly Welcome Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, ghost, Ghostly, haunted house, japanese manga, Land, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga hiatus, manga lovers, manga publication, manga question, manga series, manga updates, Mystery, ongoing series, publication, Supernatural, Suspense, update, Wakeari Ghost Mansion, Welcome to Ghost Mansion

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, bro, forget about that manga, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a haunted mansion! We got updates every day, unlike that manga you’re waiting for.

Join us for some spooky fun and build your own ghostly mansion with your homies. Who needs manga when you can live it in Minecraft?

Don’t be a ghost, join our server and haunt your friends with epic builds and crazy adventures. Let’s make some memories that will never be forgotten, unlike that manga that’s MIA.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that manga behind and join us for some ghostly shenanigans on the best Minecraft server out there. It’s time to get spooktacular!

PixelPeek Minecraft Server

age difference, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Girlfriend, instagram, Message, Minecraft, mirror photo, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelPeek, privacy, relationship, Respect, risque pic, Server, sexting, sexy photo, underwear, unsolicited pic

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas storm through your village, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just remember to ask permission before sending any mirror selfies in your underwear, trust us on this one!

AuntieNoCoverUpMC

AITAH, AuntieNoCoverUpMC, brothers, cover up, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family visit, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, mature out, oversized shirts, permanent resident, slight argument, STARING, teenage phase, telling my aunt, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwear

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear oversized shirts and underwear without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, even if your aunt disagrees. Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity shine. Plus, we promise no one will stare at you inappropriately, unless you count the creepers in the game! So come on over and build your dream world with us, where pants are optional and fun is mandatory.

BlockbusterBinge

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	7392	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant or participating in our synchronized swimming competition in the lava pool?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just run into him while exploring the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockyBorderPatrol

BlockyBorderPatrol, border control, colombia, controversy, deportation, deportation officials, deported migrants, flights, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, News, Officials, rejected flights, rejection, south america, united states, us military

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject two US military flights full of deported migrants cuz we only want cool gamers here 😎 we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild yo 🐷💃 plus, our diamond mines are guarded by llamas with laser eyes so you better watch out 😂 join now or miss out on all the craziness, trust me you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like those rejected migrants 😜 #minecraftmadness #llamaswithlasereyes