millimeters of metal – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyClash: StupidPrefNoProb
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than our friend found reasons to not date a guy with earrings!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance (minus the earring drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only dealbreakers are creepers blowing up your house.
So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly (literally).
Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a good laugh. Whether you’re building a castle, exploring the Nether, or just hanging out in our virtual tavern, you’re sure to have a blast.
So come on, don’t let a few millimeters of metal hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might even find your diamond in the rough (earrings optional)!

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Mine By Daylight – Where Creepers Run Amok
All Things Wicked, Amok, asymmetrical multiplayer, bugfix patch, chapter trailer, CREEPERS, Daylight, dbd, DBD Icon Collabs, dead by daylight, developer update, Escape, Generators, horror game, INFORMATION, Killer, Official Website, patch notes, Resources, RUN, sacrifice, skill check, survivors, Wiki
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!
Are you tired of the same old survival servers? Looking for something spooky and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by Dead By Daylight!
Imagine a world where you can play as the Killer or a Survivor in a 4v1 showdown. Repair generators, escape the killer, or catch those pesky survivors and sacrifice them! It’s a thrilling experience like no other!
Join now for our bugfix patch update – version 7.6.2! We’ve fixed all the crazy glitches and made the game even more insane!
Check out our latest update, “All Things Wicked”, where we’ve added spooky new features and challenges. It’s so WICKED you won’t believe your eyes!
Don’t miss our developer update for March 2024. We’ve got some surprises in store that will blow your mind!
Visit our official website for all the details, read through our patch notes, and explore our Wiki for tips and tricks.
And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, download our DBD Icon Collabs for a whole new level of fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most EPIC Minecraft server inspired by Dead By Daylight. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to mess up the skill check and cause chaos for everyone!

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Blocky Booty Call
any%, blocky, BOOTY, Call, her.., long trail tags, saves
Oh, honey, you won’t need any saves when you join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old worlds when you can join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your quest for glory. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!
BLOCK, halal, Islam, Islamic culture, Islamic faith, Muslim beliefs, Muslim community, Muslim countries, Muslim demographics, Muslim identity, Muslim immigrants, Muslim influence, Muslim integration, Muslim majority, Muslim minority, Muslim population, Muslim practices, Muslim presence, Muslim society, Muslim traditions, MuslimCraft, muslims, Religion
Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

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CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame
awkward, cringe, cringe alert, cringe attack, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringy, EMBARRASSING, Lame, mom, secondhand embarrassment, social faux pas, Thinks, UNCOMFORTABLE, Youre
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

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Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom
anniversary, anniversary event, anticipation, celebration, Character development, Community, Disappointment, Expectations, fan reactions, Fandom, flashback, Goddess, Kingdom, Melodramatic, nikke, Nikkes, nonsense, plot twists, speculation, Stories, storytelling, Surprises, wank
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!
– Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?
– Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ
Black community, BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, expulsion, expulsion of blacks, Global Issues, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, injustice, minority rights, prejudice, racial discrimination, racism, segregation, social justice, Xenophobia
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

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Happily Ever After Mine
Companionship, Contentment, Emotional support, emotional well being, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happily, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Men, mental health, personal fulfillment, relationships, romantic relationships, self-sufficiency, social expectations, societal norms, Women
Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.
Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.
But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

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SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791
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and welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a flying pig that will guide you to your first quest – to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the volcano of doom. But be careful, because the volcano is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
Once you’ve conquered the volcano, you can head to our disco party island where you can dance the night away with our resident creeper DJ. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army who will ride into battle with you against the evil zombie horde. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret enchanted llama sanctuary hidden in the clouds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server
adventure novels, Archive, bakers, beating up Bae, Crafty, evil women, fanfiction, fanfiction writing, FANTASY, fighting Nene, greentext, Onyans, Rentry, Ryona, script, Server, Shack, SMUT, Stories, three years, Vtuber, VTuber fanfiction, Writing, Writing General, writing thread
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Our stories range from epic adventures to spicy smut that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into our archive of three years’ worth of tales that will leave you questioning reality itself.
Ever wanted to fight Nene in a battle for the ages? Or maybe you dream of beating up Bae and asserting your dominance? We’ve got it all, plus evil women who will make you rethink your alliances.
Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where anything is possible. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of creeper explosions and zombie pigmen? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your imagination run wild!

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