Milkshakes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

fast food addiction, soda fountain, childhood memories, greasy goodness, FastFoodFanatic

Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

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SoupShakeDiabetesRemix

type 2 diabetes, SoupShakeDiabetesRemix, 800 calorie diet, UK study, Medical research

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN 800-CALORIE-A-DAY DIET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS. JOIN AND GET PUT INTO REMISSION FROM BORING SERVERS. WE GIVE YOU LOW-CALORIE FUN WITH SOUP, SHAKE, AND SNACK BAR MINI-GAMES. AFTER 3 MONTHS, YOU’LL BE IN REMISSION FROM LAME SERVERS. BY 12 MONTHS, 32% OF PLAYERS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST MINECRAFT LIVES. COME JOIN THE CRAZY FUN!

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MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

global trends, dairy products, lactose-free alternatives, creeper, beverage choices

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

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TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

TasteBudTerror, taste perception, Minecraft, DISAPPOINTING, unpalatable

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our world is filled with mysterious foods that look incredibly appetizing but will make your character gag when they take a bite. From rainbow-colored cakes that taste like dirt to golden apples that taste like rotten eggs, our server will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate the culinary chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Watch as these feathered friends bust out their best moves and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with their fancy footwork?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to get too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

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BlockyBonerBay

pornography, EXCUSE, Surprise, privacy, Explanation

Are you tired of getting caught watching porn and having to explain yourself? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-judgment policy when it comes to your browsing habits! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory while keeping your internet history safe and sound! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing moments in no time! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to porn-related mishaps forever!

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MoscowCraft: Banned Times

Moscow, Russian government, russia news, banned, media ban

haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!

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MasterCrafters: Where the only thing semi about Vanilla is the ice cream. 1.21 update!

Fabric, Semi Vanilla, Ice, litematica, active members

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Focus	Build overpowered farms and megabuilds
Active Players	Not many currently, looking to increase
Timezones	Mostly active on EU timezones
Enchantments	Every enchantment is readily available
Reset Plans	No plans for reset due to time invested in farms
Server Status	24/7 availability, updated to the newest version, runs fabric and optimization mods
Mods	Ferrite Core, Krypton, Lithium, Modern Fix, Carpet, Carpet Extra

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to check out the server with no strings attached. Simply connect to the server with the provided IP address.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The main focus is to build overpowered farms for everything and use the materials for megabuilds.

Q: Are there plans for a server reset?

A: No, there are no plans for a reset due to the time invested in building farms on the server.

Q: What timezones are most active on the server?

A: The server is mostly active on EU timezones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: No restrictions, players are encouraged to build structures using the available materials from the overpowered farms.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The server runs fabric and has optimization mods along with carpet to make easy place from litematica work. Mods include Ferrite Core, Krypton, Lithium, Modern Fix, Carpet, and Carpet Extra.

Q: Are all enchantments readily available on the server?

A: Yes, every enchantment is already available on the server, so players do not have to grind for them.

Teenage LOL Minecraft Server

bullying victim, Server, Laughter, coping mechanisms, Social Interaction

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable fashion sense in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can wear a watermelon on your head and no one will bat an eye! Join us and let your freak flag fly as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. Who needs judgmental teenagers when you can have a whole community of fellow weirdos to laugh with? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

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GirlCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

discuss, ditzy slut, Goblins, Roleplay, Elves

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies as the girl of your dreams! Want to be a dumb gyaru who spends her days shopping and gossiping? Or maybe a shy bookworm who spends her time buried in books? How about a big titty rapebait who somehow manages to always find trouble? The possibilities are endless!

Join us and roleplay as any type of girl you can imagine – from needy lolis to ditzy sluts, from domineering mommies to mysterious demongirls. And don’t worry, all girls are welcomed here, whether they’re human, elf, goblin, anthro, or even monstergirls!

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server – where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a wild adventure filled with milk, magic, and mayhem. Previous players have had a blast, so why not come and see what all the fuss is about? Let’s make some memories together – and maybe even some milkshakes!

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DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

assessed tasks, uk, INTERNSHIP, assessed task, DreamJobCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the competition is as fierce as trying to land a training contract at an elite law firm in London! Just like the legal profession, only the most serious players tend to apply, so you know you’re in for a challenge.

Join our server and experience the thrill of completing assessed tasks with your fellow players, just like in a vacation scheme at a prestigious law firm. Will you excel in attention to detail and secure a spot for yourself, or will you make a glaring error and have to start all over again?

Make alliances with other players, share offices (virtual ones, of course), and maybe even sabotage your competition to increase your chances of success. Who knows, you might just land yourself a “training contract” in our virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to make it to the top. Who knows, you might even end up feeling guilty for not correcting your virtual office mate’s mistakes, just like in real life. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

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