Milkshakes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

on-the-go dining, greasy goodness, Minecraft, FastFoodFanatic, quick and easy meals

Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

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SoupShakeDiabetesRemix

dieting, meal plan, diabetes treatment, type 2 diabetes, meal replacement products

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN 800-CALORIE-A-DAY DIET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS. JOIN AND GET PUT INTO REMISSION FROM BORING SERVERS. WE GIVE YOU LOW-CALORIE FUN WITH SOUP, SHAKE, AND SNACK BAR MINI-GAMES. AFTER 3 MONTHS, YOU’LL BE IN REMISSION FROM LAME SERVERS. BY 12 MONTHS, 32% OF PLAYERS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST MINECRAFT LIVES. COME JOIN THE CRAZY FUN!

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MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

global trends, farming practices, Tears, moocraft, dairy industry

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

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CosplayCraft Minecraft Server

COSPLAY, dress up, Fandom, Expression, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old flags that just sit there and do nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have flags that come to life and battle each other for supremacy! Join us and witness the epic flag battles that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep Army, led by General Baa Baa Rambo. These fearless sheep will stop at nothing to protect their woolly kingdom from any intruders. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really cozy wool sweater)!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves)!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where flags fight, sheep rule, and dragons boogie down. It’s a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

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NipplePiercingsCraft SMP

body modification, nipple piercing infection, nipple piercing experience, nipple piercing aesthetics, nipple piercing pain

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is having nipple piercings! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the ancient nipple gods bestow great powers upon those who adorn their nips with shiny metal.

Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only their nipple piercings as weapons. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground nipple society that meets every full moon to discuss world domination plans.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the number of piercings you can fit on your nipples!

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BlockyHomeMakeover

invasion of privacy, Frustration, personal space, belongings, Private

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from intrusive in-laws? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all those who need a break from unwanted guests rearranging your precious belongings.

Join us and build your dream world where no one can touch your stuff without permission! Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any interference.

Don’t let your in-laws ruin your gaming experience – join our server now and enjoy some peace and quiet in your virtual world! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a stress-free gaming experience with us? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, keep our belongings safe from meddling in-laws!

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NoMoreCreeperBlows Minecraft SMP

emotional pain, life lessons, Self Discovery, letting go, past experiences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream house. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit? Good times, good times.

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP if you want to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you.

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BlockbusterBangers

classic, Timeless, timeless classic, highly recommended, must watch

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like living in a movie that’s a 10/10, but even better because you get to be the star! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

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CraftyWarZ: Zelensky’s Border Brawl

russia, security concerns, regional instability, ceasefire negotiations, peace talks

lol bruh u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s like the ukraine-russia war up in here! zelensky be confirmin ukrainian troops fightin across border but on our server u can be fightin creepers and zombies instead!

we got epic battles happenin all the time, just like in real life but way more fun cuz u can respawn and keep playin! join us for the craziest war experience ever, no passport required!

plus, our community is so lit u won’t wanna leave. we got players from all over the world, just like in the real war, but way more chill and friendly. come build, fight, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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ADHD Noise Boosters Server

adhd, Server, research, cognitive improvement, Focus

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE WHITE AND PINK NOISE FOR YOUR MINECRAFT ADDICTION! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IMPROVE LIKE MAGIC!

WE HAVE SPECIAL NOISE BLOCKS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM, HELPING YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND MINE LIKE A PRO!

SO IF YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM MINECRAFT ADHD, THIS SERVER IS YOUR CURE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF WHITE AND PINK NOISE IN MINECRAFT! #BESTSERVEREVER #FOCUSFORDAYS

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