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FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	2088	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crops Grown:	5351

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

NinjaSisters’ Seething Server: Where Minecraft meets sibling rivalry with a side of confusion!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Crops Grown:	4192
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Sushi Showdown: Japan’s Next Level Gaming

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	387	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mines Excavated:	1045	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Towns Built:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so magical, you’ll swear you can hear the blocks singing Disney songs as you mine them.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Pig Racing” where you can ride a pig through an obstacle course while being chased by a herd of angry chickens. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Dance Party” events where the undead break out into a synchronized thriller dance routine.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

Blocky Bois: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Ruining Your Day

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ores Mined:	4555

Are you tired of foids, blacks, fags, soibetas, and zoomers ruining everything in your life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of misfits who will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player ventured into our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. But beware, for the treasure was guarded by a pack of deranged chickens who were hellbent on protecting their loot at all costs. Will you be the one to outsmart the chickens and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Can you bust a move and defeat the dragon in a dance battle for the ages?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few deranged chickens). See you in-game, adventurer!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing llamas to do their bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get your groove on with the creepiest dance moves this side of the Nether!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would break a sweat trying to complete it. Plus, rumor has it that the first person to finish it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! And remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.

LatinaPillCraft: The Only Server Where You’ll Want to Take the LatinaPill!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchantments Applied:	280	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the craziest Minecraft server around? Well, strap in and hold on tight because things are about to get loco!

Join our server and experience the Latinapill – a mystical item that will transport you to a world filled with dancing llamas, taco-eating zombies, and piñata explosions! Don’t worry, we have plenty of sombreros to go around.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret dungeon guarded by a mariachi band of skeletons. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted burrito that grants you unlimited enchilada power!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your maracas and join us on the most caliente Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you’ve taken the Latinapill, you’ll never want to leave! Ole! 🌮💃🏻🎉

Crafting Memes: Where Even Minecraft Agrees with Tumblr

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Farms Harvested:	382
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	106	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Do you ever feel like your Minecraft experience is just missing that extra sprinkle of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your meme-loving, troll-mastering, and derp-tastic needs!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm sharp). Our community is filled with quirky characters who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and have epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and trade rare items for enchanted cookies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Need we say more?

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Lower your tone’ Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9175	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested tunnels. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: never forget the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on our server.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft world collides with Fate/Grand Order NA General! Join us now!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Emeralds Found:	8981	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea Broadcasting Station? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and wildest stories that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocents? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis and show those monsters who’s boss.

Summon your favorite characters from Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event and unleash their powers on your enemies. With our insane summoning rates, you’ll have a team of unstoppable warriors in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden quests, secret loot, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!

YuriCraft: Where Minecraft meets anime in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!