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FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption thread., captions, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIs, jomimbo, Karmo, Mega, Melonart, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, smp, software, Spambot, Tomboy Tiddies

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Runes Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption, Captioner, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, jomibo, Karmo, lizard wife, Male, Mega, melonart’s art, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, Requests, smp, software, Spambot, Thread

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Blocky Regrets: A Minecraft Server of Endless Oopsies

blocky, Crypto, Despair, Disappointment, Endless, financial loss, lessons learned, Life Changes, longing, lost time, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, Oopsies, ReBuilding, regret, regrets, self reflection, Server, setback, setback recovery, sorrow, starting over, time lost, wasted years, Wishful thinking

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	2097	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of losing years of your life to boring crypto investments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to the LINK that has been sucking the life out of you. Instead, embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs in our virtual world. Who needs crypto when you can have diamonds and emeralds galore? Trust us, your 32-year-old self will thank you for making the switch!

PickleCraft Pokehaan 2

Crates, Custom Gyms, Minecraft, PickleCraft, Pixelmon, PokehaanCraft 2, Shops, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

This is a PokehaanCraft 2 server that will soon have Shops, Custom Gyms, Crates and much more to come!

173.240.158.16:25573

NovaNexus: Where we play pretend wars in space for fun and glory!

action-oriented, Adventure, Community, Discord, Elevate, Fun, gaming journey, Glory, interested, Join, multiplayer, NovaNexus, Other, pioneering, Play, playtesting, PRETEND, Progression System, Realm, redefine, RPG, sign up, Space, understand, Unparalleled, vision, Wars

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	7643	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

NovaNexus Minecraft Server Overview:

Project Name:	NovaNexus Minecraft Server
Theme:	Sci-Fi
Genre:	Multiplayer Online RPG
Description:	A pioneering Minecraft server aiming to set a new standard for high-quality gaming experience with competitive gameplay and robust progression system.

FAQ:

Q: What is NovaNexus Minecraft Server?

A: NovaNexus is a Sci-Fi-themed, action-oriented multiplayer online RPG in Minecraft.

Q: How can I sign up as a playtester?

A: To sign up as a playtester, join our Discord server (~join this discord), and let us know that you’re interested in playtesting.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network VS Hypixel

Active Staff, Adventure, Bungeecord, Community, Crates, custom plugin, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FTB, gameplay, Keys, Kits, Mini Games, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvE, Rewards, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	115

Comparison between Hypixel and Apocalyptic Gaming Network

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Limited modded servers
Popular minigames	May experience lag due to high player count
Active community	Less customization options

Apocalyptic Gaming Network

Pros	Cons
Wide variety of modded servers	Smaller player base
Custom plugins and features	May require more knowledge of mods
Active staff and community	Less focus on minigames

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Apocalyptic Gaming Network.

2. Which server offers more modded servers?

Apocalyptic Gaming Network offers a wider variety of modded servers compared to Hypixel.

3. Which server has more customization options?

Apocalyptic Gaming Network has more customization options with custom plugins and features.

4. Which server focuses more on minigames?

Hypixel focuses more on popular minigames compared to Apocalyptic Gaming Network.

Crafty Chick Magnet Server

approach, chick, Communication, Confidence, Connection, courage, Crafty, DATING, Empathy, empowerment, initiative, Loneliness, magnet, personal growth, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Social Skills, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate matchmaker! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your player 2 within minutes of joining. Just approach them in-game and watch the sparks fly! Who needs Tinder when you have our server?

But that’s not all! We also have a magical unicorn pet that will grant you three wishes upon taming. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want a castle made of gold blocks? Easy peasy. Want a date with a real-life celebrity? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness and hello to love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of craziness. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

LuckyCraft: Where Creepers Get Lucky and Players Get Luckier! Est. 1990

1990, 80s, classic, comedy, Coming of Age, CREEPERS, est, friendship, Getting Lucky, high school, John F. Goff, Lisa Jane Persky, long trail, LUCK, luckier.., Lucky, luckycraft, Misadventures, Nostalgia, Players, Rick Zieff, romance, Steven Cooke, teen movie, Terence H. Winkless

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Emeralds Found:	2286	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of mining for hours and finding nothing but coal and dirt? Well, on our server, you’ll have the best luck ever! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, emeralds growing on trees, and gold blocks popping up everywhere! It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you swing your pickaxe!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lucky Llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the enchanted forest. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Done. A pet dragon to ride around on? You got it. How about a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Consider it done!

Join our server today and get ready for the luckiest Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs skill when you’ve got luck on your side?

GRIEFER MADNESS Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20.4, Active Staff, Clans, community-driven, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, Grief, Griefer Madness, Griefing, griefm.ru, Minecraft, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Russian, Russian server, Shops, Survival, top server, Voting, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	860	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Version: 1.16.5 – 1.20.4

IP: griefm.ru

WEBSITE: griefer-madness.ru

griefm.ru

EternalCraft: The Vanilla SMP Server Where You’ll Still Die to a Creeper

Achievements, active members, backups, Community, creeper, Custom Items, Die, Discord, Economy, EternalCraft, Events, Factions, Friendly, Grief Protection, Longevity, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Server Shop, smp, Vanilla, vanilla survival experience, Youll

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World	The world is permanent (no resets)
Active Members	Lots of active members

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is my progress safe on the server?

A: Yes, we have daily backups in place to ensure that your progress is safe.

Q: What is the focus of the server?

A: The server offers a vanilla survival experience for players to enjoy.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Granblue meets Minecraft!

2B-ANON, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., Meet-Up Events, meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, regional pricing, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Steam page, Sunday May 5th, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide, Website, Winning smile edition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you ready to flex your winning smile on the most epic Minecraft server ever? Join us for the NA tournament this Sunday, where DJEETA and other Ferry Anons battle it out for glory! And guess what? Seox Battlepass is out, so you can level up your skills and show off your Vane Character Guide expertise. But wait, there’s more! We have crazy meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby, where players from all regions can come together and dominate the competition. Plus, we have Beatrix coming in late May, so get ready for some epic new DLC action. And don’t forget about our F2P rotation this week featuring Gran, Ladiva, Vaseraga, and Soriz – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Alternative, Anime, biden, BIZARRE, blocky, Campaign, Characters, comparison, election, fictional, Funny Valentine, Government, humor, jojo’s bizarre adventure, leadership, Manga, opinion, Politics, president, satire

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience a world where Funny Valentine is not only the president, but also the ruler of all things blocky and pixelated.

Picture this: instead of building boring old houses, you can construct giant monuments dedicated to Funny Valentine himself. Want to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are equipped with laser beams and can fly through the sky like majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Biden Creeper. This explosive creature has the power to turn anything it touches into a cornfield. Don’t worry, though, because our fearless leader Funny Valentine is always there to save the day with his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Biden Creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!