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ShaveOrNoKissMC

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Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

Lowest2Lit Minecraft SMP

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, determination, finding purpose, healing, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Lowest2Lit, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your empty diamond stash? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of solo mining again.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBlastersMC

anti-semitism, BlockBlastersMC, bomb threats, Canada, Canadian society, community response, discrimination, fear, hate crimes, Hospitals, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, Jewish organizations, law enforcement, religious institutions, Safety Measures, security threats, solidarity, Support, targeted attacks, Threats

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

LoyalCraft2020

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so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

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Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

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We offer:

Features	Description
	People from all over the world
💗 • Client mods support	We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
🗺️ • Dynmap	Interactive map for easier navigation
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms	Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
🍱 • Keep inventory on	Never lose your items upon death
🎙️ • Streaming friendly	Create content for streaming platforms
🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community	Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

5. How can I communicate with other players?

We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.

AnonCraft Server 201245856

AnonCraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.

On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.

Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?

So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

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Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Enjoy 🙂

We offer:

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

5. How can I communicate with other players?

AnonCraft Server 201245856

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CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

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Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	388	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	921410
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ores Mined:	3038	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	60
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6849	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mines Excavated:	4540
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5