Join us because we’re all about that chaos and fun, none of that sappy relationship talk here! Plus, who needs girls when you’ve got a whole world to explore and conquer in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget! Let’s get this party started, gamers!
Join our server and leave behind the chaos of Lateboy and Lategirl, who somehow manage to delay birthdays and ruin celebrations. Imagine a world where you can actually start your party on time and not have to run errands for your own surprise party!
Our server is a safe haven from the madness of forgotten birthdays and last-minute cancellations. You can trust that when you log on, you won’t have to deal with the stress of confronting your friends about their chronic lateness.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Latecouple’s shenanigans.
Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.
But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!
| Server IP: | play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted) |
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| Server Location: | USA – New York |
| Community Location: | Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!) |
| Server Discord: | Discord |
| Server Map: | The Map |
| Version: | Java version 1.21.4 |
We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server.
Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay.
We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!
You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!
To join the server, you need to first join our Discord server and be whitelisted. The server IP is play.starfallsanctuary.com, but being on the whitelist is required for access.
The server is running Java version 1.21.4.
No, the server is free and does not have any pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on the server.
Some features of the server include a diamond-based economy with a Shopping District, Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System, custom picture uploads, Trial Chambers Vaults, and various Quality of Life enhancements.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner submissive slut and dominate the virtual world like a boss! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad horror movie.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire made of glowstone. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner submissive slut run wild in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!
Our server is perfect for those who are tired of dealing with lazy, messy, and forgetful family members who still depend on their moms for everything. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to loan out money to irresponsible siblings who spend it on drinks at the bar.
Imagine a world where you can focus on finding stable work and building your own empire, without any interference from flirtatious exes or unwanted dinner guests who take over the night with their car problems. Our server is a safe haven for those who value hard work and independence, and we promise you won’t have to fake sympathy for anyone’s poor life choices.
So if you’re fed up with the drama and excuses of real life, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a grumpy fiancée when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join us now and leave the immature older brothers behind!
Picture this: a sea of adorable little chickens perched atop majestic pigs, racing around our server in a chaotic yet strangely beautiful display of unity and teamwork. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – we also hold weekly competitions for the most creative use of TNT, the most daring leap off a cliff into a pool of lava, and the most elaborate castle made entirely out of melons.
So come join us and be a part of something truly unique and utterly ridiculous. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft legend in the process!