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MilkBat & MonkeyDads
come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other! -
LazyLoot Minecraft Server
Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.
And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!
So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
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BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures
๐คฃ๐ Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! ๐ ๐ฐ๐ฅ Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! โณ๐ธ
๐ Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? ๐บ๐ฅ
๐ฐ Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! ๐ช๐ค
Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! ๐๐ฎ #MinecraftMadness
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GrossButYum SMP
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.
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CraftyLiesMC
That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin! -
CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.
if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyBomberBrigade
so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever! -
๐ Deadtime โ ๏ธ – ๐ฐ๐ฅ WIPE TODAY ๐ฅ๐ฐ Anarchy ๐ฅ๐ฐ Minecraft server
DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyoneโs lips.
But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.
Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.
List of unique mechanics:
โ CUSTOM GENERATION โ
? Enchanting totems with attributes.
? Unique TNT.
? Custom enchantments.
? Private blocks.
? Many different events.
? Buyer.
? Auction.
? Battle Pass.
? Master keys with resources.
? Auto-Mine
In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!
IP: mc.deadtime.site
Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime
Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite
xxx.deadtime.site
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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits! -
Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge
candle, Bobos, Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Revenge, smpAre you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.