Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!
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CowNaming Minecraft Server
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InLawOutlaws Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the drama and tension of a family visit gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, tense interactions, and awkward family dynamics.Forget about building blocks and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family drama and trying to earn validation for your actions. Will you be able to handle the pressure of dealing with in-laws who are upset with you? Can you prove that you were justified in your actions, even if it means causing some awkward moments?
Join now for a unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity and wondering if family visits are really worth all the trouble. Who needs diamonds and enchanted gear when you can have passive-aggressive relatives and awkward encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to join this crazy server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!
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MilkCraft: No Bird Flu Here!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have cured avian flu in milk! yea u heard that right, no more getting sick from drinking milk straight from the cow cuz we got that pasteurization magic goin on. our cows are like superheroes, turning dangerous bird flu into harmless milk goodness. u can drink all the milk u want without worryin about gettin sick, it’s like a superpower or somethin. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t catch any bird flu from our milk, only good times and epic adventures in the world of minecraft!
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MooCraft: Got Milk?
join this epic minecraft server where cows rule the land and milk flows like rivers! our server is run by a secret society of cows who have mastered the art of crafting and building. they will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest blocks and materials, all while sippin’ on some delicious milk.but beware, there are rumors of a group of rebellious pigs who are plotting to overthrow the cow kingdom. will you join forces with the cows to protect their land, or will you join the pigs in their quest for bacon supremacy?
with custom plugins and mini-games like “milk chugging contest” and “cow tipping challenge,” this server will have you laughing until you cry. so grab your bucket and saddle up, because the adventure of a lifetime awaits you on our udderly ridiculous minecraft server!
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ForklessSpoonfulsMC
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!
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Maryland Soy Milk: Your semi-curvy, mature, vanilla Minecraft server with a touch of java and a splash of Discord! 1.20.4
About Us Mariland SMP, established March 1st 2024, is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server. Our meadows themed spawn area is the focal point where you can build and interact with others in the community. Sprawling paths and easily accessible minecart tracks connecting homes and markets, the land is ever-evolving. Our aim is to create an environment that fosters creativity through collaborative events and chatting on Discord. Server Information Difficulty: Hard Ram: 10GB Version: Java 1.20.4 Host Location: Europe TNT-duping: Enabled Rules – Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling – Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs – Do not exploit any glitches – Do not use any derogatory language – Respect all players – Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars) – Do not enter the end until the server-wide ender dragon fight Communication Our community uses Discord for communication, to contact each other and share important information regarding the server or events. A microphone is beneficial but not required. Application Apply here! FAQ
1. Can I grief other players’ builds?
No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Respect other players’ hard work and creations.
2. Are hacked clients or x-ray resource packs allowed?
No, the use of hacked clients or x-ray resource packs is not allowed. Play fairly and enjoy the game.
3. How can I communicate with other players?
We use Discord as our main communication platform. Feel free to join our server’s Discord community to chat with other players.
4. Can I enter the end before the server-wide ender dragon fight?
No, please wait until the scheduled server-wide ender dragon fight. This is to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
5. Can I build temporary structures like dirt houses?
No, please respect the world terrain and avoid building temporary or unsightly structures like dirt houses or 1×1 pillars.