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CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Star Shards Collected:	287	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Crops Grown:	9849	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8437	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	575	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3360
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Farms Harvested:	557
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	7760
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	10	Animals Bred:	55

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	64	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8966
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!