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CerealFirstToothpasteNext

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	253369
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2571
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Potions Brewed:	142

Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	1717
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	116	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4359	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	9513
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!