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HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Towns Built:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Items Found:	5492	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Buildings Constructed:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Crops Grown:	3815
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	3315	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	177	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	265	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1238	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	4972
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8592	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Animals Bred:	197
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).